Will, I deeply regret that I will be unable to attend your wedding
-
Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Prince William of Wales
Todd_Palin — 14 years ago(April 28, 2011 12:22 AM)
As you know, as soon as I received your invitation in the mail, I promptly accepted it, and made the necessary flight arrangements, and reserved a suite in London, but due to an unforeseen circumstance with the Board of Aldermen, I will have to remain here in town on the day of your wedding. I will tell you right now that I gave you a microwave as a wedding present, so just go ahead, and keep it with my blessing.
I know that you will be sorely disappointed by my absence, and I know that you will be tempted to call the whole thing off, but I beg you, do not call off the wedding, or postpone it, on my account. I want you and Katie to have a happy life together, and I would never forgive myself if you called it off just because I was unable to be there. I know that you were really looking forward to seeing my world famous hat and boots in person for the very first time, and I was looking forward to being there, and being in the wedding photos, but circumstances will not permit me to leave my post as mayor at this time. -
Todd_Palin — 14 years ago(April 28, 2011 03:27 PM)
Why would I say "you betcha" or "durn tootin"? Obviously, I am not the actual Todd Palin, although I certainly wish that I was, I wouldn't mind going to bed with Sarah every night. I chose my username because I happen to admire Todd. I happen to think that he will be a great "First Gentleman of the United States".
-
Catdubh — 14 years ago(April 28, 2011 03:41 PM)
although I certainly wish that I was, I wouldn't mind going to bed with Sarah every night.
That's almost as funny as your original post. Sleeping with Sarah Palin is likely, as much fun as, sleeping with a brick. No doubt, she's terribly uptight, lacks innovativeness, and is nothing but frigid. Aquarius women are supposed to be crazy in bed, the gods made an exception for Sarah Palin, the brick.
Regards,
Kat the aquarius
Jack's not dead! Jack would never die without telling me, first! -
Htom_Sirveaux — 14 years ago(May 01, 2011 07:37 AM)
I think a brick would be more lively.
By the way, nice quote from "Jewel of the Nile." Good movie, but I always thought that line to be a little strange. "Honey, I'm dead. I just wanted to let you know."
"Just repeat to yourself, 'It's just a show; I should really just relax.'" -
Htom_Sirveaux — 14 years ago(April 28, 2011 06:01 PM)
"Why would I say 'you betcha' or 'durn tootin'?"
Why not? You've already used insanely stupid and immature dialogue in previous posts, including "good ol' country boy" and "git her done."
"Obviously, I am not the actual Todd Palin, although I certainly wish that I was, I wouldn't mind going to bed with Sarah every night."
Oh, "obviously"? Nah I never would have guessed. And no need to tell us about your wet dreams about Sarah Palin; everyone knows about your adulterous nature from your past posts despite your supposed "Christian" beliefs. I seem to recall something about not coveting anyone's wife. Funny thing how you seem to forget little things like this in spite of your professed "faith."
1c84
"I chose my username because I happen to admire Todd."
Yes, and you also happen to be a complete idiot, as this post and every other post you've ever made is perfect evidence of.
"I happen to think that he will be a great 'First Gentleman of the United States.'"
Do you "happen to think" that now that Sarah's decided not to run, moron? Hell, even if the Republicans were desperate enough to choose her, it would only defeat its purpose by guaranteeing Obama a second victory. Must suck to be in your shoes, knowing that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel since their last debacle.
"Just repeat to yourself, 'It's just a show; I should really just relax.'" -
Htom_Sirveaux — 14 years ago(April 28, 2011 05:55 PM)
"As you know, as soon as I received your invitation in the mail, I promptly accepted it, and made the necessary flight arrangements, and reserved a suite in London, but due to an unforeseen circumstance with the Board of Aldermen, I will have to remain here in town on the day of your wedding."
Right. And I got an invitation to play chess in the Zeta Reticulii system. What happened this time? One of your imaginary friends have the nerve to disagree with you or something?
"I will tell you right now that I gave you a microwave as a wedding present, so just go ahead, and keep it with my blessing."
Something tells me the British Royal Family has all of their culinary needs met, Little Deadbeat. Something also tells me that they wouldn't be wasting their time reading this post you made, and even if they did, they'd know how worthless your "blessings" are.
"I know that you will be sorely disappointed by my absence, and I know that you will be tempted to call the whole thing off, but I beg you, do not call off the wedding, or postpone it, on my account."
Don't worry. They won't. They don't even know you and wouldn't even want to know you. It never ceases to amaze me how the most worthless dregs of society have such a high opinion of themselves.
"I want you and Katie to have a happy life together, and I would never forgive myself if you called it off just because I was unable to be there."
You really do need help, Little Deadbeat. All of these delusions of grandeuer aren't good for you or anyone else. Anyway, not going to a wedding that you obviously weren't invited to isn't what you need forgiveness for; it's the myriad of horrible and bigoted things you've posted here over the years, not to mention the horrible and bigoted ways you'v5b4e admitted to treating others, none the least of which being your ex-wife and son.
"I know that you were really looking forward to seeing my world famous hat and boots in person for the very first time, and I was looking forward to being there, and being in the wedding photos, but circumstances will not permit me to leave my post as mayor at this time."
Uh-huh. "World-famous," yet nobody's ever heard of them. And what "circumstances" are preventing you from leaving your little fantasy land? Moonshine production? Ah, doesn't matter. Now be a good boy and head back to the asylum, Little Deadbeat; they have a nice shot of thorazine - er, Jack Daniels for you.
"Just repeat to yourself, 'It's just a show; I should really just relax.'"