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    Mighty_Foot_Engaged — 14 years ago(May 15, 2011 01:54 AM)

    Sounds pretty random.

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      road_runner_outsmarts_the_coyote — 14 years ago(June 26, 2011 08:59 PM)

      I would jizz all over his food and not tell him until after he ate it.

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        ben101-1 — 14 years ago(July 20, 2011 03:58 AM)

        "I would jizz all over his food and not tell him until after he ate it"
        I hope to sweet jesus that you're not a chef!!!!

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          logan-duk-dong — 10 years ago(July 08, 2015 03:51 PM)

          You don't think he'd notice?
          looks at waitress
          Ramsay:
          My darling. Can you ask the chef if this jizz is fresh or microwaved? Thank you.
          looks at camera
          Ramsay:
          Tastes like cat food.
          looks at the wallpaper
          Ramsay:
          What's all this now? Falling off the wall!
          shakes head

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            akrisluvskev — 14 years ago(July 23, 2011 11:58 AM)

            He would only judge you if you are asking for judging. I don't think the man goes to someones house or restaurant and just starts yelling at them for no reason.

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              tedoskar96 — 14 years ago(September 13, 2011 06:56 AM)

              Absolutely don't be shy!

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                AlwaysMoneyInBananaStand — 14 years ago(November 08, 2011 07:36 AM)

                Since the only thing I cook is eggs sunny side up with bacon I doubt he'd be interested.

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                  eddysl12 — 14 years ago(April 04, 2012 12:29 AM)

                  You people who are so afraid need to learn how to cook one or two items that are up to 3-michelin star standards. You can substitute for things that you don't have, for example whipped cream for heavy cream. Once you do this you will realize that for example Marco White's Lemon Tart ( Pie ) does indeed taste incredible. It taste that way because it is a lemon pie made fresh with real lemons. At the same time it takes a bit of work to make.
                  The artificial flavoring bought-from-the-store pie will pale by comparison, but the pro side of it is that when you are tired and just want some lemon pie, it doesn't take any work.
                  A fine-dining chef who has had to taste rich foods all week will most likely want something simple to eat like a hamburger or a pork chop. Why? If you worked in a burger joint tasting hamburgers all the time, the last thing you would want on your day off i1908s another hamburger.
                  All the great chefs are just people, they are not gods or deity. Would I cook Gordon or any other great chef a meal? No, why the hell should I?

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                    knight_sentinel — 13 years ago(June 13, 2012 10:00 AM)

                    He doesn't go to successful restaurants, he goes to ones having problems, and the problem is usually the food. Why else would people not be eating at these restaurants even if people have to wait longer, if the food is good it's usually worth the wait.
                    I don't get people who can't take constructive criticism or that he has to say it in a politically correct or nice way.
                    The truth hurts sometimes, and apparently Jack Nicholson's character from the film "A Few Good Men" is true for some people and "They can't handle the truth".
                    From what I've seen of the series most of the owners and chef/owner think their food is good to fantastic, and are still clueless as to why they have no customers.
                    I actually think a person going into any business can learn more from a business failure than listening to someone talk about their successful business.
                    Ramsay has known failure, and learned form his mistake seeing as how a lot of the restaurants featured on his Nightmare series both in the UK and US still end up closing mainly because the owners are just too far in debt and they just go back to what they were doing in the first place to run away customers.
                    He obviously has a better refined pallet than the average restaurant customer, it takes a lot practice to be able to identify flavors in food which is usually done over time and with practice.
                    One thing I've noticed is that a lot of the chefs don't taste the food they make, and have no idea what it taste like in the first place.
                    I've seen few episodes where he really did like the food, but it was a either because they had a menu that was just too big or there was a problem getting orders expedited in a timely fashion, pricing or just plain bad management.
                    If you're running a restaurant that has called on him to come ad help, and the owners are the ones that call on his help then they should be prepared to hear the truth, what I find interesting is that they know they're cooking for him most of the time and they think what they're serving him is their best.
                    Even I can tell the difference between food prepared fresh and food that has been frozen or reheated, it's like going into a pizza joint and getting a re-heated slice and getting one fresh out of the oven they taste different.
                    He can obviously taste the difference because he's never been wrong when he's called out a chef or owner claiming they're cooking fresh food.
                    Yes, I would make something for him because he wouldn't be there unless the restaurant was failing, and the only way to know is to taste the food and see the service being offered.
                    Movies will make you famous; Television will make you rich; But theatre will make you good.

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                      johnyzero_2000 — 18 years ago(January 16, 2008 06:42 PM)

                      Sure and it would be filled with a healthy dose of crushed glass.

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                        Lizardo74 — 13 years ago(December 31, 2012 03:44 AM)

                        😞
                        He has good intentions .. and its his form of 'constructive criticism'
                        Some people just take the ego hit and are blind to the rest.
                        Anyone truly trying to achieve more in their life, needs to leave the ego at the door.
                        Others, like some chefs in his UK Kitchen Nightmares, just turtle from the bullying. He does need to realize some folks will react that way to a very aggressive approach.
                        Reminds me of a 1940's pappy lol!

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                          december_roses — 12 years ago(April 14, 2013 05:51 AM)

                          He'll no! Not because he's critical on his shows, though. Because I'm a terrible cook and don't even like to cook for my family.

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                            alchymi — 12 years ago(August 31, 2013 03:06 AM)

                            I love cooking but I have no illusions about the quality of my food. I have this tendency to turn beef into leather. I can see him now, asking if I cut up a jacket and put it in the sauce pan.

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                              packfanaj-298-945446 — 12 years ago(November 08, 2013 11:29 AM)

                              Yes I would make him Bacon, you can lose with bacon EVER!

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                                davidovar34 — 10 years ago(September 23, 2015 04:56 AM)

                                You mean can't? Haha.
                                ''They are shaping me into something gaudy. Something lethal.''

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                                  strohmsj — 11 years ago(December 18, 2014 07:52 PM)

                                  Well, this one is a no-brainer: No. Wait.. Make that a "beep no."

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                                    savaveo — 11 years ago(January 22, 2015 07:57 PM)

                                    Op: I would, but if he's so much as uttering a sigh, i be bi*tchslap him left right


                                    Of all the se7en deadly sins, "envy" is the only one I don't possess . :<

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                                      irishm — 10 years ago(April 28, 2015 11:15 AM)

                                      Oh, hell 2000no I microwave scrambled eggs, and if he saw that he'd kill me!

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                                        darlene-soze — 10 years ago(July 08, 2015 09:10 AM)

                                        I would love to cook him my Puerco Pibil just to get whatever feedback he'd give me
                                        "What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?"

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                                          The_Mob_Has_Spoken — 10 years ago(October 26, 2015 07:44 PM)

                                          Sure, because I have the self-awareness to know I wouldn't be a pretentious wanker and feed him inedible faux haute cuisine crap or anything premade. I cook simple things well and don't try to be a lunatic like most undisciplined professional chefs. I know professional chefs. I've snorted cocaine with professional chefs. I've worked alongside trained professional chefs. My menu ideas and suggestions were well-received by the diners and catering clients. Pesto pizza. Artichokes. Roasted red peppers. Linguine and clam sauce. Calamari. Pescatore. Pasta putanesca. Lasagne. Cacciatore. Carbonara. Alfredo. Fresh meatballs. Al dente pasta. Decent wine selection. Lots of butter and garlic. Old-fashioned Italian cuisine is not too hard to get right. Even something as simple as roasted chicken breasts and salad can be amazing if done well with an eye for details and maybe a good glass of wine. American fare like red beans and rice. Fried catfish. Pork chops or pork roast. Salads. Fresh vegetables like red potatoes, green beans, asparagus, and fried mushrooms and onions. Mashed potatoes even. Fresh ingredients cooked properly. Simple as that. Time tested and guaranteed. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
                                          "I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli

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