i will burn your meal

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savaveo — 11 years ago(January 22, 2015 07:57 PM)

Op: I would, but if he's so much as uttering a sigh, i be bi*tchslap him left right

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Of all the se7en deadly sins, "envy" is the only one I don't possess . :<

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irishm — 10 years ago(April 28, 2015 11:15 AM)

Oh, hell 2000no I microwave scrambled eggs, and if he saw that he'd kill me!

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darlene-soze — 10 years ago(July 08, 2015 09:10 AM)

I would love to cook him my Puerco Pibil just to get whatever feedback he'd give me
"What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?"

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The_Mob_Has_Spoken — 10 years ago(October 26, 2015 07:44 PM)

Sure, because I have the self-awareness to know I wouldn't be a pretentious wanker and feed him inedible faux haute cuisine crap or anything premade. I cook simple things well and don't try to be a lunatic like most undisciplined professional chefs. I know professional chefs. I've snorted cocaine with professional chefs. I've worked alongside trained professional chefs. My menu ideas and suggestions were well-received by the diners and catering clients. Pesto pizza. Artichokes. Roasted red peppers. Linguine and clam sauce. Calamari. Pescatore. Pasta putanesca. Lasagne. Cacciatore. Carbonara. Alfredo. Fresh meatballs. Al dente pasta. Decent wine selection. Lots of butter and garlic. Old-fashioned Italian cuisine is not too hard to get right. Even something as simple as roasted chicken breasts and salad can be amazing if done well with an eye for details and maybe a good glass of wine. American fare like red beans and rice. Fried catfish. Pork chops or pork roast. Salads. Fresh vegetables like red potatoes, green beans, asparagus, and fried mushrooms and onions. Mashed potatoes even. Fresh ingredients cooked properly. Simple as that. Time tested and guaranteed. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli