I blocked the person who said I look forky

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I'mGumbyDammit! — 6 years ago(January 15, 2020 05:37 PM)

To hell with them Forky. You got talent kid, unlike these dried out matzah balls. You know… we're about to put that old sway back nag, Pokey, out to pasture. We could use a smart cookie like you to take the reigns.
You are Jewish…right?

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 07:41 PM)

YUP!
½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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I'mGumbyDammit! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 09:07 PM)

Mazel tov!

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 09:28 PM)

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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— 6 years ago(January 15, 2020 05:41 PM)

You don't, you look Forky too or maybe Forky ate

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 07:42 PM)

THANKS!
½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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Lara Croft — 6 years ago(January 15, 2020 05:43 PM)

The **** is "forky"?!?
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 07:42 PM)

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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Lara Croft — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 09:04 PM)

Right
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 09:29 PM)

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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I'mGumbyDammit! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 09:22 PM)

What is Forky? Listen to this putz! I'll tell you what a Forky is. He's the next big thing Mr. Wiseacre, that's who he is. I'mGumbyDammit! I know talent and this kid's got it in spades! But what would you know? Life for you is just Myspace and Backstreet boys. When I was your age Myspace was the little apartment I rented on the south side so's I could bang broads without my wife finding out. Your generation is soft I tell you! Bah…

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 09:28 PM)

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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MauricioVincenzo — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 08:54 PM)

Comedy Gold right here

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 09:30 PM)

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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I'mGumbyDammit! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 10:37 PM)

Like the Just For Men spokesman said…comedy gold bubbala!

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 10:56 PM)

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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I'mGumbyDammit! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 11:01 PM)

Oy! Quick like pokey used to be. Speaking of which, do you know that that plug nag forwarded his meals on wheels bill to my place down here in Boca Raton? The nerve of that glue stick!

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FORKY! — 6 years ago(January 16, 2020 11:33 PM)

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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I'mGumbyDammit! — 6 years ago(January 17, 2020 12:00 AM)

You're making a good name for yourself kid, but don't blow it! Star wars has nothing on me dammit! That last movie was cornier than my mid afternoon dump!

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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(January 17, 2020 09:10 AM)

LOL! You have a knack for parody, Forky.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.