Constant pain is maddening.
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums β The Watercooler
Cerridwen β 5 years ago(April 12, 2020 01:14 AM)
Constant pain is maddening.
Some
position should logically be more comfortable than the rest, but none are.
Sorry to bitch. I bring you a fun, distracting challenge.
Please share your funniest OR most embarrassing memories. They can even be entirely fabricated, if you'd like. Some of you are amazing, hilarious storytellers.
Hark! Harold the angel sings. -
AlanRickroll β 5 years ago(April 12, 2020 01:23 AM)
I once had poison oak all over my genitals ( had too pee on a hike, must have transferred the oil during aiming). I became aroused when applying my ointment, and popped all of my blisters with the erection
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hungrytheheretic β 5 years ago(April 12, 2020 02:12 AM)
lol I was in the woods with my cousin as a teenager and he had to take a **** in the woods, then when he realized he didn't have a way to wipe his ass he started yelling for me to help find something for him.
I suggested he use his hand and he cursed me, so I directed him to some nearby poison oak and he used it obliviously then spent the next week covered from the waist down with it. His dad was furious about it, but I played innocent and had a good chuckle about how stupid he was privately.
Like, I was 13, how am I supposed to know what poison oak is?
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TheGhostOfStupidBitch β 5 years ago(April 12, 2020 01:26 AM)
Maybe Faust entered your urinary tract and died in there and has been festering for months and decaying and is expecting you to birth his corpse through your urethra. Wait, do girls have urethras? Well your middle pussy then or wherever you piss from


