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TheBookBears — 6 years ago(February 16, 2020 10:25 PM)
That one time, I was eating the mexican food and I kind of overstuffed myself with them then next morning, at work, my stomach was bubbling and growling. Even a couple of fellow employees heard that a few feet away because I was in the environment where loud machinery whirred, somehow the noises from my stomach cut through those sounds as if they're both having a brutal competition. They looked at me in concern and starting to back away. I blushed a little in embarrassment then I quickly took off my apron and my weave and my dick earrings then ran all the way to the bathroom. But on the way, I let out some wet, hard farts I tried to hold back but I was losing my battle and I wasn't sure if I let out some light sprinkle of **** into my clean underwear that I had just washed that morning.
Anyway, when I almost reached the door into men's room and saw my manager exited, I shouted "Move, bitch!", stormed in, and then I slammed the handicapped toilet stall close and locked. The tip of my **** is starting to pop out of my glory hole and I started to feel a warm force of shart gaining strength nearing my hole, I went, "Fuck it" then push my pants down without unbuttoning and unzipping it, and right before my ass touch the toilet seat, brown waterfall shot out of my ass along with some loud sharts and the noisy waterfall continued. I let out a satisfying moan. But the ****tening continued for another minute as my colon was being cleansed by the power of spicy food resting in my stomach. Somewhere in the distance, I hear a banjo music playing and Antonio Banderas was singing while Jennifer Lopez was sobbing in the background because she was having flashback of a spicy burrito cheating on chimichangas and have a illegitimate child born out of wedlock.
I started to sweat as the stomach continue to bubble then with the final effort, a great log of **** just whirred out of my ass like an ice cream machine and it continue for about 15 second. Then it stopped, and it stuck into my asshole. I freaked out then calmed down and I got up then the log was released from my glory hole and I heard it thudded into the toilet bowel. I heard a soft "boom" and the smell was so horrible I imagine it would give an elderly couple a heart attack. To this day, I believe my colon was feeling the cleanest that day. I mean, holy **** man.
Luckily, the toilet managed to swallow a large hard pill from me after nearly overflowing the toilet but I imagine the sewer rats would flee for their lives if they see the log crashes into their city. The horrible smell lingered for about an hour, I heard. Poor souls who entered the restroom
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TheBookBears — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 12:50 AM)
Thank you.
By the way, I'm going to let you in a little secret: My real name is not Jacky. Or Mark. Hinty hint: it does start with the J though so you're close.
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TheBookBears — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 01:04 AM)
Mmmmmm, nope.
But Jasper would be nicer than—-Oh, nice try.
By the way, who's this Jasper? Is it the cute guy? Like the one from Twilight?
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 01:11 AM)
He's some fictitious banjo pickin', tobacco spittin' hillbilly from the Appalachian mountains.
I was going to go with Jared or Jason, but thought better of it.
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(February 18, 2020 02:18 AM)
Now that's more like it! Is he not the very embodiment of a banjo picking hillbilly or what?
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TheBookBears — 6 years ago(February 18, 2020 02:35 AM)
Whew!
Good thing I did this right, listening to my gut feeling going, "Post that! Post that!".
Also, did you know that Steven Martin likes to play banjo? Classic man, right there!
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(February 18, 2020 02:40 AM)
Also, did you know that Steven Martin likes to play banjo? Classic man, right there!
I did, but did you know that he played dueling banjos against Kermit the Frog?
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MissMangoDumpling — 6 years ago(February 17, 2020 01:30 AM)
Jasper! That reminds me of a story from my childhood. My family had a "servant" named Jasper for many years. I was very young, but he was always polite and had a smile on his face. Unfortunately, that all changed when neighbors up the road got wind of him working for us, and they taught him to read and financed his education. Soon he learned that the north had actually won the war. Needless to say, the police arrived to take grandpa and my gran away one morning, and Jasper sued for unpaid wages and emotional distress. We lost the farm, but we never lost our dignity.