Why are Brits so good at playing Americans?
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(June 07, 2024 04:48 PM)
Because the best of the best from the US are the the British bloodline
An actual Brit in the US is like a bona fide apex wolf from 100,000 years ago playing with little Chihuahua puppers just born behind a looted Walmart in San Francisco
We can only teach you so much on how to hunt and keep safe and then we'll all howl at the next full moon and run North letting the little kittens think they can show you how to reach your potential.
Your little legs, short fur and castrated willies just can't carry you into the frozen arctic tundra to hang out with the polar bears like we do
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(June 07, 2024 05:13 PM)
Yeah, it's about getting a cuddle within those open arms that's the problem
If you guys could just calm down on the crap fast food and do a bit of walking you could probably populate our own country.
At least we just say "No sex please, we're British!"
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