Happy Birthday Russell
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Damien Thorn 666 — 6 years ago(July 26, 2019 09:13 PM)
I would knee her before the weight of her ass compresses my lungs, giving me an anoxic brain injury as a birthday gift with no take backs from her disrupting my breathing. After she’s “bent down”, I’d burn her weave off, and she would be dancing like a demented weaving wombat in the looney bin. Yes, I wouldn’t want to get “wasted” by her lap.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen. -
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 6 years ago(July 26, 2019 11:01 PM)
You're welcome! I hope you're having a great birthday!



Ignore that fat-faced ogress. She can sit and spin on this:
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— 6 years ago(July 26, 2019 09:30 PM)