Anyone up for a rap battle?

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(July 23, 2019 03:46 AM)

I'm feeling kind of anxious. Need to unwind a bit. Anyone feel like getting smashed up?

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imstupid — 6 years ago(July 23, 2019 04:24 AM)

Like this?

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(July 23, 2019 04:25 AM)

If you can manage it

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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(July 23, 2019 05:19 AM)

Aw nah, man! You'd kick my ass!
PS Wendy won this one, and she's better than the King or the Clown!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(July 23, 2019 05:56 AM)

Yeah she's smoking!
You might like what I'm working currently. it's a Caucasian friendly rap translation video…much in the same vein as this gem
PS… watch until the end

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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(July 23, 2019 09:55 PM)

Yo, yo, yo!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Wildman-Wizard — 6 years ago(July 24, 2019 12:52 AM)

who are you foolin', your raps are lacking
if you battle with me yo'll get a smacking
I will run circles around your weak-ass rhymes
come stand toe to toe and try me anytime
peace out

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(July 24, 2019 03:17 AM)

Shit!
My name's Deliciousfeet
And you'll find I'm quite lyrical
My rhymes scientific
The evidence impirical
Ya beats is flat
While mines is spherical
You may be a Wizard
But I am a miracle
>🧙‍️

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Wildman-Wizard — 6 years ago(July 26, 2019 02:39 AM)

Your words be pathetic mine be poetic
before you post them you should get a committee to vet it
A miracle you say? Well I say phooey!
It don't take a wizard to see you screwy
So hang up your spurs and take a long vacation
cause Wild man the champion has usurped your station.

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(July 26, 2019 05:08 AM)

So nice of you to worry
About my station
Especially with your whole
Teeny weenie situation
But two days to respond
Did you take a vacation?
Or enlist some help
For your rhyme preparation?
If so it shows
Those rhymes weren't as ****ty
But ya dick so small
We oughta call you ITTY
BITTY
Like the nursery rhyme spider
Mine is a grower
And yours is a hider
Mine is the Big Mac
Yours is a slider
You get blown off
While I get back inside her
And ride her
Til she gushes like a
Geyser
I'm King Midas
And you the cold miser
Because of shrinkage
Ya dick looks incomplete
No deep sinkage
Like with Deliciousfeet
That'll keep ya busy
At least for a minute
Move on from this beating
There's no way to spin it
No beating Feet
He's in it to win it
I just tanned your hide
Next I'm gonna skin it!
>🧙‍️

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(July 24, 2019 03:19 PM)

Stop measuring you penis…it ain't getting any bigger

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 6 years ago(July 26, 2019 03:05 AM)

Call me Rene Price , Explosive like TNT
If you need a fix you can DM me,
So famous I get chased by TMZ,
All I wanted was a taste of some DMT.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(July 26, 2019 05:30 AM)

I explode just like I was thunder
I know what the ladies like
Both over and under
They like a freak
Beneath the covers
Once they get a taste
They forgo all others
I ain't braggin
Just stating a fact
It's like hitting the crack pipe
When we hit the sack
I know she ready when she arch her back.
She calls me daddy
But I am the mack