O.T: "Yo Mama Horror Jokes"

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bigbenjr48 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 10:57 AM)

Yo mama so fat, when we finished having sex, I rolled over ten times and I was still laying on top of her.
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!!!deleted!!! (22250229) — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:01 AM)

Pretty sure I heard that on In Living Color. And this one too -
"Yo mama so stupid, it took her an hour to cook Minute Rice."
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

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bigbenjr48 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:05 AM)

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, they use to sit her in a corner and feed her with a slingshot.
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znep27 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:03 AM)

Yo mama's pussy's so foul, I'd rather take my chances with the chick from
Teeth (2007)
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"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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!!!deleted!!! (22250229) — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:08 AM)

Dude. You screwed that joke up with unnecessary proper punctuation.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

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znep27 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:09 AM)

It's the only way I know!
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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!!!deleted!!! (22250229) — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:11 AM)

OK, well the next time you make a "Yo Mama" joke, just remember you're probably being too white about it and then make the necessary changes.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

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ebossert — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:11 AM)

Yo mama so nasty they call her the John Carpenter's delight - flat as a board and easy to nail.
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!!!deleted!!! (22250229) — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:15 AM)

Yo mama so easy she's like the opposite of John Carpenter's The Thing - eventually everyone gets inside her.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

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!!!deleted!!! (22250229) — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:16 AM)

Yo mama so scary, she haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

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smerd_70 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:18 AM)

Yo mama so ugly, even Jamie Benjamin wouldn't throw her in the hole.
I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

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!!!deleted!!! (22250229) — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:19 AM)

Yo mama so dumb, Leatherface got bumped from the slow-learners program to make room for her.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

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!!!deleted!!! (22250229) — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:20 AM)

Yo mama so dirty, the living dead passed her by for an easy meal.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

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AlamoScout210 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 11:36 AM)

yo mama so ugly, pumpkinhead summoned her to avenge him!
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma69fkGNiW1rdutw3o1_r1_400.gif

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bigbenjr48 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 12:32 PM)

Jason's mama so stanky, that she mistook
"wash yo' ass ho."
for
"kill her mommy"
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AlamoScout210 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 05:27 PM)

yo mama such a ho, bigfoot didn't want to catch vd and returned her!
http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000129/threads/

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AlamoScout210 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 05:30 PM)

yo mama so ugly, she made a creature feature and she's the only cast!
http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000129/threads/

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AlamoScout210 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 05:32 PM)

yo mama so nasty, Dracula bit her, got blood poisoning and died!
http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000129/threads/

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AlamoScout210 — 9 years ago(December 27, 2016 05:34 PM)

yo mama so fat, her fat ate the Blob!
http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000129/threads/

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bigbenjr48 — 9 years ago(December 28, 2016 06:06 AM)

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Anne Rice was something to eat.
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