https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/22888622/permalink/#p22888622
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Melton1 — 2 months ago(January 29, 2026 10:57 PM)
Melton1's boyfriend said...
Melton1 logic = having a differing opinion means you're gaslighting.
You were attempting to gaslight me and others, ya dumb ******
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It didn’t work of course but don’t worry - you’re now a Sister with plenty of buttraping ******* like yourself to choose a ‘partner’ from. Head Sister AnthonySocksss is always looking for some fresh meat, why don’t you date him? -
The Real Soldier Boy — 4 months ago(November 08, 2025 12:49 AM)
Filmboards Prison – The Movie
The Leads
The Protagonist: Orsen
Starred up - he has a reputation for being a right 'ard ****. Educated up to his eyeballs, but doing time for being a pwoppa naughty hard man. Critics are astonished at Tom Hardy's captivating portrayal, with particular attention drawn to the vigorous gym regime undertaken to portray the role.
The Antagonist: Vlad
The snitch/bitch - will blow anyone for a fiver then apologise for the cum dripping down his gob. Played by Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter. Nervous, twitchy, has aspirations of being the 6'5 jock Orsen type, but found wanting. His mum cuts his short back and sides hairdo - and buys his clothes.
Supporting Cast:
Frankenfag - wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him, mate.
Played by Aidan Gillen, but using the marvels of AI he has ballooned in weight to grotesque levels, needing pushed on stage in the Frankenfag family wheelbarrow. He has severe mental developmental issues and an insatiable desire for more cake. Mustering up the courage to take a 1 minute sabbatical from 24/7 Filmboards posting to text his sister for more Pringles is considered a stressful day.
Sophie - sssss
Further advancements in AI see John Cazale brought back to life. Duplicitous, morally bankrupt and incapable of articulating a single word with any sincerity, the AI recreation is morbidly obese and gender confused. It would sell its Granny for a fiver, mate.
Nimda - …
Frank Grimes with Myalgic encephalomyelitis, Nimda is the all seeing eye that's put a sedentary life of unemployment to splendid use, successfully recreating The Soapbox, an entity almost as useless as he is. He tells his mother everything will come together in his 50's. Critic reaction is strong for Danny Devito's return to dramatic acting.
Steve Lake
In his head he's Tyson Fury, in reality he's Gary the Retard from the Howard Stern Show. Gary the Retard makes his acting debut with a performance critics say is suitably challenged.
Chickaboom
Whoopi Goldberg makes her triumphant acting return. Critics lavish praise on her Brando level method acting, as she films all her scenes with pish stained trousers and a crack pipe, ranting about Donna and how successful she is.
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Melton1 — 4 months ago(November 08, 2025 11:50 AM)
I like this concept but can you cast it with the actual Sisters listed in the OP? AnthonySocksss playing the Head Sister equivalent etc.
I like the idea that The Sisters have gotten together after one of their buttraping sessions to make a movie… -
Sophievirus — 4 months ago(November 09, 2025 08:41 PM)
Sophie - sssss
Further advancements in AI see John Cazale brought back to life. Duplicitous, morally bankrupt and incapable of articulating a single word with any sincerity, the AI recreation is morbidly obese and gender confused. It would sell its Granny for a fiver, mate.
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Melton1 — 4 months ago(November 15, 2025 02:15 PM)
Latest News!
Longtime Sister on Moviechat db20db, better known as dickblower20dickblower, has come out as a full on proud gay IRL:
https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/22871743/permalink/#p22871743
He has now been added to The Filmboard Faggots. -
Melton1 — 4 months ago(December 03, 2025 11:42 AM)
You’re in!
Congratulations on joining The Sisters, you’re now immortalised alongside your fellow predatory homosexuals and pedophiles.
bitchsurn will show you around, and if you have any questions speak to Head Sister AnthonySocksss.
Good luck
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Melton1's Parole Officer — 4 months ago(December 05, 2025 03:42 PM)
I haven't done that. You however, have done it.
https://www.filmboards.com/board/t/How-long-should-Melton1-be-in-prison-for-kiddie-diddling%253F-3601122/ -
Melton1 — 4 months ago(December 06, 2025 03:56 PM)
Your username is a kneejerk defensive response to me calling out ******* and pedos on this site. It’s a massive ‘guilty’ sign.
I’m afraid no rinkydink poll orchestrated and filled out by your fellow ******* and pedophiles will ever distract from that. Nice try.
