How are we ever going to get to 68? Hallowizeen iz like a month awizay. That's like, double the amount of days.
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 05:36 AM)
Yes, it's almost time! As soggy puts it, it is all about Horny Holes and the big giveaway! This board at times is like the creaky old bed in the Rose of Shannon. We can go a lil fast and then slow down, speed up, slow down AND THAN BAM LASER BEAM!!! whooo hoooo! All while slipping her the silver shamrod!
Remember the keys to turning Ellie Grimbridge "on":- Grab her firmly, but politely.
- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.
- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on." - Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.
Good luck mates!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."
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Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 10:23 PM)
- Grab her firmly, but politely.
- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.
- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on." - Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.
Doctor Dan has taught me all those things, except I'm not a smoker but I do brush my teeth.
Let me give you boys a tip: you can get away with no shower or bath but be nice to the ladies and wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 27, 2016 08:09 AM)
wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol
I've perfected the art of doing this once. Had a bad back up in the john once and had the tub out of order for 3 days. Luckily being somewhat tall, I can just about get over the edge of the sink and well you know
Not that Ellie would mind. I mean this woman takes a mustache ride with a man that basically shared his mouth with a diease ridden hobo. That is the great thing about Ellie Horny Holes, you can defy all laws of physics and still sleep in the same hotel room with her.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."
