Air dry your vagina!
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 12:55 PM)
In the spirit of equity I feel that
our Summer anthem
needs to extend itself to all our bothers and sisters and so, I present to you: Air Dry Your Vagina!
Lyrics
[verse]
All we hear from our great leader is about our friends in Chy-nah!
But what if we made some waves and had great fun?
All stand up, get ready, shake it off and get in a line-yah!
Let's show them all how we will shake our bum
[verse]
Air dry your vagina! All stick to the line-yah!
Throw back your shoulders, shake around them lovely boulders
thrust in and out our hips, let the boys feel their tips
Air dry your vagina, nothing can make you feel fine-ah!
[chorus]
Throw it all around, get it right into the ground
Are you a lover or a fighter?
Try to make it tighter!
If you're a mother or a daughter
Drop into the water!
Nothing can fine fine-nah
Air dry your vagine-nah!
Nothing can fine fine-nah
Air dry your vagine-nah!
Nothing can fine fine-nah
Air dry your vagine-nah!
[drop]
We're not done yet!
Vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vag!
Vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vag!
Vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vag!
Vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vaggie-vag!
Vagina, nothing feels finer - air dry your vagina, get into the line-ah!
Vagina, nothing feels finer - air dry your vagina, get into the line-ah!
Vagina, nothing feels finer - air dry your vagina, get into the line-ah!
In France they dance, in Spain they're slaying
In Thai they die for you to get into the plane
In the US - they're the best! And everyone's insane!
In Af-Ree-Kah they go too far! Jumpin' up and down
In Russia they're looking round to see what they have found
Down under, they're coming up asunder cause they're all feeling fine-ah!
In Chy-nah, air dry your vagina, keep into the line-ah
Air dry your vagina, air dry your vagina, air dry your vagina!
Feel free to make your own and we'll get an album together for toilets all over the world!
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 09:31 PM)
Well it is very rude and has made me blush. Also I had it on full blast so it will probably get me at least two days in the mattress room…
Anything that helps fund the search for Dan and gets me a job at Bitmap Books is always welcome though.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 09:31 PM)
Well it is very rude and has made me blush. Also I had it on full blast so it will probably get me at least two days in the mattress room…
Anything that helps fund the search for Dan and gets me a job at Bitmap Books is always welcome though.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 09:31 PM)
Well it is very rude and has made me blush. Also I had it on full blast so it will probably get me at least two days in the mattress room…
Anything that helps fund the search for Dan and gets me a job at Bitmap Books is always welcome though.
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 09:35 PM)
It's not rude at all Bobby
Apparently the best way to keep clean for a woman is to let her vagina air dry
There are medical papers written on it and everything
It's a public health song that people can dance along to - nothing rude there at all!
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 09:38 PM)
It’s a bit too risqué for me, but I do have very delicate ears.
Maybe if we called it a Lucy Loo or something then that might not make me panic.
Hang on, I’ll have a go…
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 10:12 PM)
OK, I listened to it twice now
It's pretty good Bobby but it's too complicated for a little girl to sing along to and not risqué enough for grown women
Maybe go all the way with the childish lyrics and soften the whole thing up and just make it a wash the hands focus instead of all the easily mistaken or creepy connotations which some people will apply
Also, you missed out that whole bit about all the different parts of the world, but that's OK that's Suno and it's timing restrictions just now
A woman's version of Shake The Drops Off The Willy! is a different beast because they don't do too much in there like that. That's why I mention getting in line-ah because there's always a queue for the ladies' and that's part of their experience.
Maybe we need a woman or two to break down what the thinking is whilst in the bog?
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 11:00 PM)
Yes Juan unfortunately I had to cut some bits as Suno wouldn’t allow all of it and it was just more to give you an idea of how it would sound if we replace vagina with Lucy Loo.
I do feel very embarrassed writing about women’s bits and what women get up to in the toilet, but so long as it helps fund the hunt for Dan and gets me that job at Bitmap Books then I welcome it.
I remember a bit back when I was in London I came across some ‘gender neutral’ toilets where the idea was that you use the toilet of the gender that you identify with, not necessarily the one that you are. Unfortunately a group of young women abused this trust and kept on coming into the mens for laughs.
I may make my next song about that.
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 11:08 PM)
That would be your domain Bobby and so you would be writing about your personal experience of a space you feel comfortable shaking your willy in being invaded by younger women
I don't think there are any women here who either would want to take part in a fun song about female hygiene whilst toileting and the few who might probably aren't the types you want associated with Dan, the chance of a job at Bitmap Books or young people listening to for fun while dancing
I do like your tune a lot, I think it just needs to be worked on a little to make it a song that could easily be sung by younger people who don't really do long sentences and know what they are talking about with them
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 11:17 PM)
I think that you are right, Juan. It is best if you and I retain full control of this number. We know that we are sensible, trustworthy and that it won’t do any damage in our very capable safe hands.
On that note I don’t think that I will bother trying to soften it, we shall just go with yours. Delicious Feet seems to absolutely love it and he has great taste and he’s not one for crudeness.
My next number for the album will be about the gender neutral toilets and how progressive ideas are just laughed at and taken advantage of by the very ones who they’re targeted towards.
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 26, 2024 09:35 AM)
Df will provide a great video which will cater to a particular market Bobby
Don't worry about that stuff, you focus on the music and all of the stuff you are best at
I think a number about using gender neutral toilets is a fine addition to the collection Bobby
Show em' what's for from the point of view of a man getting his space invaded by others to give JK Rowlings' perspective more depth
It looks like there are videos in this thread which I can't watch right now and so this will be a pick at it replies for me over the next few hours.
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 26, 2024 09:49 AM)
Ok Juan but I am not anti tranny like JK Rowling, I am all for them and support them. I am very progressive. I just don’t like people like these young women who make a mockery of these progressive ideals.
I’m trying to do a song now but Suno is having a difficult time making my sentences into lyric form.
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 26, 2024 10:09 AM)
I don't think Jamiroquai is against transsexuals Bobby
I think she's just against obvious men using women's areas, particularly ones where women are at their most vulnerable
But that's a whole other story and not what our focus is on, just what some people might try to squeeze into it or bolt onto it.
Focus on toilet hygiene and the difficulties in trying to achieve it
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(April 26, 2024 10:18 AM)
She’s forever slagging off trannies though, I’ve looked through her ‘X’ account.
Well anyway I’ve written my song now. I had to cut down my sentences for generation and then add my own bits, but it’s all very seamless and works well. It is on the Music General board.
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Phaenon — 1 year ago(April 25, 2024 10:35 PM)
Glad you like it Df!
That Udio stuff can make some nimble tunes once you play around with it
I've planted links all over the site but the girls are holding off on commenting and the boys are too scared to sensibly discuss either art or women and healthy toilet habits
Feel free to have them play it at your local watering holes
Ding Dong
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