You are NOTHING SPECIAL!!! You should be GRATEFUL that I even took an INTEREST!!
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Female
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 25, 2025 08:39 PM)
That look on your FRUMPY HOMELY FACE as you asked me what I was doing there!!! Not even INVITING ME IN!! Oh but I came in anyway didn’t I. Oh yes indeed I did, came out of the COLD and into your home! I bought….GIFTS!! I was dressed as GREEN FATHER CHRISTMAS FOR GODS SAKE and were you even REMOTELY interested? NO!!!!! I still have the gifts WITH ME! I’m still in costume but have taken the hat and beard off. So let me get this straight because I DID confess my intentions to you didn’t I…you then told me that you don’t see me that way and yet you had FOUR CHILDREN with a DRUG DEALER and a VIOLENT HEADCASE but a nice guy like me who WOULD NOT HARM A FLEA you REJECT?!! Well GOOD LUCK finding someone else who is willing to take you on with your BAGGAGE and porky past of prime looks!
As for your four BRATS, the two youngest ones run riot AMOCK about the place and no one can control them! Then there’s your scruffy smelly second eldest and his absolute FREAK of a what is it again? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? We don’t know, THEY don’t know!! Utter bloody nonsense! And these stupid horrible big feet he always has out including today DIRTY GREAT BIG CLODHOPPERS!! As for your eldest well he KNOWS to stay away from the MADHOUSE!!
It wasn’t supposed to be like this tonight not at all! This was supposed to be a NEW BEGINNING for me! We were supposed to be playing a game now and talking about finishing up soon to watch a nice film!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WAKING UP TOMORROW MORNING ON BOXING DAY IN YOUR BED!! NONE OF THIS will happen now!!
It is back to SQUARE BLOOMING ONE YET AGAIN for me!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! Fuck dick **** FUCK!!!
I have…no more words. None.
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Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 25, 2025 08:56 PM)
It if makes you feel any better there's a huge scratch on my fridge that nobody is owning up to doing and I am quite pissed about it. Not just a surface scratch either, oh no, but a full on engraved scratch where the outer film is dangling off it. Walking around like it's just a scratch where's the ****ing sourz before I cry over a damn scratch
I'm team #****christmas now -
/․ㅤ — 3 months ago(December 25, 2025 09:23 PM)
nice guy
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As for your four BRATS, the two youngest ones run riot AMOCK about the place and no one can control them! Then there’s your scruffy smelly second eldest and his absolute FREAK of a what is it again? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? We don’t know, THEY don’t know!! Utter bloody nonsense! And these stupid horrible big feet he always has out including today DIRTY GREAT BIG CLODHOPPERS!! As for your eldest well he KNOWS to stay away from the MADHOUSE!!
Pick one.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:00 PM)
You’re not reading it properly are you!! The RIDICULOUS FEMALE WASN’T INTERESTED!!!
It was SUPPOSED to be CHRISTMAS!! This was SUPPOSED to be my new family, Juan. MY FAMILY!!!
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:43 PM)
That was the last chance e for me, Juan. I had pinned all of my hopes on that one, put all of my eggs into that basket.
If the magic of Christmas can’t help then what hope is there.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:50 PM)
It's from nothing that the grandest structures are built Bobby
You've been reduced down to your core, that's a great place to start from
If anything she's done you a favour, and you don't have to see those big stupid feet again -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:53 PM)
Why did she do it though? Why did she have me going round there to spend time with her if she was never interested in the first place?!!
This has destroyed me, this has! I’m still alone…mocked and ridiculed and all the worse as was as were before…
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 06:52 PM)
Well Juan this is very easy to answer…
Simply put…she wants a BAD BOY! ALL females do, they never outgrow it! She wants another man who is like her exes, NOT me!! The idea that women mature and then want a nice dependable solid like me is a damn MYTH!!
She wants someone who excites her still and makes her realise that she’s still alive! This is what ALL FEMALES want! Not some clown skip skopping down her street and into her house, making silly jokes and paying her compliments. Talking about old chocolate bars, how much better Kellogg’s Variety Packs used to be and excitedly going on about the latest episode of bad telly they’ve watched!
I simply do not excite her or make her feel alive….like her exes did.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!
I'm booking a restaurant next year. My ocd can't take this.