That look on your FRUMPY HOMELY FACE as you asked me what I was doing there!!! Not even INVITING ME IN!! Oh but I came i
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Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 25, 2025 08:56 PM)
It if makes you feel any better there's a huge scratch on my fridge that nobody is owning up to doing and I am quite pissed about it. Not just a surface scratch either, oh no, but a full on engraved scratch where the outer film is dangling off it. Walking around like it's just a scratch where's the ****ing sourz before I cry over a damn scratch
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/․ㅤ — 3 months ago(December 25, 2025 09:23 PM)
nice guy
Vs.
As for your four BRATS, the two youngest ones run riot AMOCK about the place and no one can control them! Then there’s your scruffy smelly second eldest and his absolute FREAK of a what is it again? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? We don’t know, THEY don’t know!! Utter bloody nonsense! And these stupid horrible big feet he always has out including today DIRTY GREAT BIG CLODHOPPERS!! As for your eldest well he KNOWS to stay away from the MADHOUSE!!
Pick one.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:00 PM)
You’re not reading it properly are you!! The RIDICULOUS FEMALE WASN’T INTERESTED!!!
It was SUPPOSED to be CHRISTMAS!! This was SUPPOSED to be my new family, Juan. MY FAMILY!!!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:43 PM)
That was the last chance e for me, Juan. I had pinned all of my hopes on that one, put all of my eggs into that basket.
If the magic of Christmas can’t help then what hope is there.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:50 PM)
It's from nothing that the grandest structures are built Bobby
You've been reduced down to your core, that's a great place to start from
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 05:53 PM)
Why did she do it though? Why did she have me going round there to spend time with her if she was never interested in the first place?!!
This has destroyed me, this has! I’m still alone…mocked and ridiculed and all the worse as was as were before…
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 06:52 PM)
Well Juan this is very easy to answer…
Simply put…she wants a BAD BOY! ALL females do, they never outgrow it! She wants another man who is like her exes, NOT me!! The idea that women mature and then want a nice dependable solid like me is a damn MYTH!!
She wants someone who excites her still and makes her realise that she’s still alive! This is what ALL FEMALES want! Not some clown skip skopping down her street and into her house, making silly jokes and paying her compliments. Talking about old chocolate bars, how much better Kellogg’s Variety Packs used to be and excitedly going on about the latest episode of bad telly they’ve watched!
I simply do not excite her or make her feel alive….like her exes did.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 07:54 PM)
I'm sure there's someone out there who thinks you are a bad boy Bobby
Look at that Sally lass. I know you don't fancy her but she thinks that you're a bit out there
Someone like her, and that you fancy, will be around somewhere Bobby
And kids, anyone with kids will always put them first. Stay away from people with kids and you'll have a better chance of them putting you first
I'm booking a restaurant next year. My ocd can't take this.
