"What do you say to a man who's crying in your bathroom?"
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snelling — 9 years ago(October 11, 2016 09:56 AM)
Felix in the restaurant: "Fmmmuhhhh! Fmahhhhhh!"
Oscar: "You make the same sounds for pain or happiness!"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpSSSSSS" - Frank Grimes -
pjpurple-1 — 9 years ago(October 13, 2016 02:41 AM)
These are all such funny lines! I love them all. No one has mentioned the one that Murray the cop said ( I think it was Murray).
He was reminding them of the time when " Felix was locked in the john overnight and he wrote out his will on a roll of toilet paper." -
daughterofolaf — 9 years ago(December 22, 2016 03:17 PM)
Like every line and every scene.
But seriously, a few are:
"Is this how you left that night with Francis? No wonder she wanted to have your room painted. I'm gonna have yours dipped in bronze!"
"He was driving us all crazy with his napkins and his ashtrays and his bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches."
I don't recall the exact quote but when Felix is grilling Oscar with questions and is super angry over Oscar getting home late without calling and Oscar says something like "wait, we need to record this because no one will ever believe it."
"Why SHOULD I worry about him? He's not worried about ME! He's out there on the street somewhere crying and sulking and having a wonderful time"
"Your petty vengeance fetish will have to do withOUT Mr. Groin!" -
daughterofolaf — 9 years ago(January 12, 2017 02:03 PM)
"Don't worry, yours is very pretty."
When Felix asks Oscar which one of the Pidgeon sisters he is getting on the blind date, what they are like, etc. LOL
"Your petty vengeance fetish will have to do withOUT Mr. Groin!"