Best Line

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LawrenceJoseSinclair — 11 years ago(March 09, 2015 12:02 AM)

1. "Racket? That's Brahm's third racket"
2. "You Orilly Men"
3. "He see girl, he go crazy"
4. "Whatever you do, don't mention the war"
5. "That particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off"
   in a British poll once, Manuel was voted favorite character..
   My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else - Woody Allen

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LeonardPine — 11 years ago(March 09, 2015 05:53 AM)

"Your very cheerful this morning Mr Fawlty"
"Yes, well one of the guests has just died!"
Was it a millionaire who said "Imagine no possessions"?

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med_chambers — 11 years ago(March 10, 2015 10:28 AM)

Mother - Intelligent boy, rather highly strung.
Fawlty - Yes, he should be.

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jcollie-1 — 11 years ago(March 13, 2015 06:32 PM)

"Read a lot of Oscar Wilde, do you, Roger?"
Killer line, that one! I use it myself whenever some pea-brain is trying - & failing - to be oh, so devilishly witty.

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PoppyTransfusion — 11 years ago(March 18, 2015 01:03 PM)

God you're ugly
There's nothing one can do short of putting straw in the room for people like you

• or something to that effect.
  I forget, even-cho-allee
  There are so many, it's hard to pick but a few. The major's anecdote, totally non-pc, about wogs and n/ggers was hilarious too.
  A bird sings and the mountain's silence deepens.

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billy_t_kid — 11 years ago(March 31, 2015 05:59 PM)

For me its:

1. "i think we are fresh out of Waldorfs"
2. "Well may i ask what you were expecting to see from the bedroom window of a Toquay hotel? Sidney Opera House? Hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeast.."
3. "Mr Fawlty, I no longer want to work here"

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John_Dee_007 — 10 years ago(April 25, 2015 07:07 AM)

Sidney Opera House?
Sydney*
OCJOC

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ncdwbmk6 — 10 years ago(May 10, 2015 11:31 PM)

Ssspppoooooons
(from "The Hotel Inspectors")
You got your mind right, Luke?

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CatooProductionsVC — 10 years ago(May 24, 2015 01:31 PM)

No! No, I
won't
have that. There's a place in Eastbournewhat's it name?

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markbak76 — 10 years ago(July 05, 2015 03:42 AM)

Ducks off.
"Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day"

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dominic-paris — 10 years ago(July 07, 2015 11:17 AM)

"Oh, brilliantbrilliant! Is that what made Britain great?!" (Goes cross-eyed) "I'm tho thowwy, I made a mithtake?! What have you got for brains? Sponge cake?!"

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m_a_singer — 10 years ago(September 09, 2015 05:51 PM)

In "Basil the Rat," the very last time Sibyl says, "He's from Barcelona."

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PARTSDUDE — 10 years ago(October 30, 2015 01:38 PM)

When Basil said, "Is this a piece of your brain"? to Mrs. Richards, I lost it.

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somesunnyday — 10 years ago(February 04, 2016 01:12 AM)

The kid to Basil - "These eggs look like
you
laid them"
Colonel Hall introduces his rather short wife to Basil - "Don't get up"

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deem_bastille — 10 years ago(February 06, 2016 09:11 PM)

When I asked you to build me a wall, I was hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile, you might have found time to cement them together, you know, one on top of the other, in the traditional fashion.
I MEAN WHAT IS THE BLOODY POINT? I AM DOING IT, AREN'T I?
I'll put an ad in the papers: "Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil."
Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.
Edmund Blackadder.

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drunkbear — 10 years ago(February 24, 2016 11:53 AM)

"Hello Fawlty Towers how are you ees nice day. Oh, ees you again. I tell you, he no here!" [waves the phone around the room so it can 'see' the absence of Basil]
"Yes, yes, men are hereyes, men are working" [to builders] "You WORK, men!" [back to the phone] "Que? Que? Sisi [to builders] "Please, which one ees Man With Beard?" [to phone] "Si, si, I tell heem, si." [to bearded man] "You are crepious u-ran-gu-tan."
"Well it's not my fault! He was supposed to wake me!"
"WHO was supposed to to wake you?!"
[brief pause]"It is my fault."
"MANWELL!!! I KNEW IT!!!"
"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."

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jonathan-m-stone — 10 years ago(February 24, 2016 02:26 PM)

"Wish it was an ingrowing tongue!".
"If the good Lord"."is mentioned once more I shall move you closer to him".

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drunkbear — 10 years ago(February 25, 2016 12:04 PM)

You mean 'The good Lard,' don't you?
"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."

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jonathan-m-stone — 10 years ago(February 25, 2016 12:05 PM)

I do indeed.

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CaptiveBoltPistolero — 9 years ago(April 08, 2016 08:32 AM)

"You are orally men." - Manuel

"One batch, two batchPenny and dime."