Best Line In Soap
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WehoSteve — 19 years ago(June 02, 2006 08:14 PM)
I always laugh when Billy's suicidal ex-teacher/lover unexpectedly enters the room trying to kill herself: "This time I'm gonna do it! This time I'm REALLY gonna do it!" I quote this line all the time and no one ever gets it.
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caladon — 19 years ago(June 03, 2006 09:38 PM)
I've always liked this line:
It takes place in the episode of the baby's exorcism:
Just before Tim goes upstairs to battle the devil, he gives Benson the name of another priest and says:
Tim: If anything happens to me, call him.
Benson: I'm sure when he finds out how you died, he'll rush right over. -
Algae723 — 19 years ago(June 10, 2006 07:39 AM)
I can't believe no one said this one yet. It was from the first season and the police chief was trying to find out who murdered Peter.
It went something like this:
Police Chief: Our next suspect is Benson.
Benson: Why me?
Police Chief: Because your black.
Benson: Alright, understandable.
Police Chief: And your the butler, there's a reason for the say "the butler did it." Our next suspect it Jodie.
Jodie: Me? Why me?
Police Chief: Because your gay.
Benson: That's almost as good as my reason.
Police Chief: And everyone knows how weird those types are.
That is by far my favorite episode, it's hilarious.
I also like the part when the police chief goes, "I the peace of chilief."
This shows hilarious! -
andy3472 — 19 years ago(June 10, 2006 01:04 PM)
Beatlefan 723
I agree, i would have to say this episode is probably my favourite one too.
Many great lines and so many from the Piece of Chlief Tinkler.
Don't forget these ones:
"Where, when, why, how and who? That's a H and four W's!"
"He was stabbed, shot, strangled, suffocated and bludgeoned. That's four S's and a B!"
"No, it's impossible for a blind woman to shoot with that kind of accuracy."
"Mrs Campbell, there's no reason in the world to suspect you. Therefore i suspect you."
"I couldn't murder anybody, i couldn't even spank the children when they were bad."
"There has been a murder."
"Another one?!"
"Sooner or later we all have to go."
"And some not soon enough."
All great stuff!!!! -
hannah528 — 19 years ago(June 13, 2006 03:14 PM)
Tinkler: (something to the extent of) Could you get the kid to leave the room?
Chester: Billy, go upstairs.
Billy: Why? This is about violence, not sex!
(Polly and Danny are in the laundromat kissing and people are staring)
Danny: Hey! They're staring at us!
Polly: Well, we're kissing.
Danny: No, that's not it. They're staring because we're a bisexual couple! -
Steve_Just_D_Stevenson — 19 years ago(June 17, 2006 11:12 PM)
Chuck/Bob, Danny, Burt, and I believe Jodie are all out drinking at a bar. Bob passes out and his legs are hanging off the table swinging. Everyone else gets up leaving Bob there passed out, the waitress/bartender asks them who is paying the tab. They all look at Bob, and say "he is."
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coolrockin16 — 19 years ago(July 05, 2006 07:49 AM)
Bob: Mucho gusto, El Puerco.
El Puerco: Estas muy amable.
Bob: Gracias. Vamos a ver aqui con
Chester: Chuck, what are they saying?
Chuck: I don't know. I don't speak Spanish.
Jessica: How's Leslie?
Billy: She's fine.
Jessica: And Saunders?
Billy: Leslie shot him in the temple.
Jessica: I didn't know he was Jewish. -
disturbedtool68 — 19 years ago(July 21, 2006 01:01 PM)
When Chester has amnesia and he assumes the role of Cookie the chef at a diner.
Waitress: Hey Cookie, are you just going to let those eggs fester on the plate?!
Chester/Cookie: Fester Plate. Chester. Plate. I'm Chester Plate! No? Wait I'M CHESTER TATE!!! -
brendanchenowith — 19 years ago(July 31, 2006 07:40 AM)
When Jessica's murder trial is wrapping up and she addresses the jury:
Could you please make up your minds in a hurry? I can't stand another day with that man (the Judge)
No good.lousy - - a BEAST! OUT!!!! -
rebound4july — 19 years ago(October 29, 2006 02:53 PM)
A few of my favourites:
- When Burt thought he had only 6 months to live, and wanted to get in the Guinness Book of Records before he died. Danny makes a few dumb suggestions like "tallest man", "fattest man". Then he starts leafing through the book looking a better idea and goes "Hmmmguess you can`t be the oldest man."
- When Jessica was in jail and Benson goes to visit her. A hooker who was in the same jail walks by and goes "Hi Benson."
- It`s not a quote, but the entire scene where Jodie filming a commercial for a brand of cereal which featured two guys, one dressed as a giant flake and the other dressed as a raisin, in a giant bowl of milk. Just hilarious from start to finish.