"You'll get nothing, and like it!"
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lmi5177104 — 20 years ago(June 21, 2005 08:55 PM)
"You were in the war?
No, (starts walking with limp) Homo Much better now though."
"The graveyard's two blocks to the left"
"The dance of the living dead!"
"Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food, allright?"
"Ask Wang here.. We just bought property behind the Great Wall.. On the good side!"
"The crowd is standing on it's feet here in Agusta, the normally reserved Agusta crowd going wild for the cinderella boy"
"You know who that guy was, Danny? Mitch Cumstain, my roomate."
"Ooooh RATFARTS!"
"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.. didn't wanna do it, but figured I OWED it to them."
"You're not a man, you're a Biship for God's sake!!"
"There is no God."
"This beep the best man, I got it from a negro.. You're probably so high already, you don't even know it."
"You put your suit on!!"
"You shave your ass!"
Oh man, I can never get enough of this movie and of course all of Ted Knight's numerous facial expressions and groaning reactions were just priceless! -
VonCouch — 19 years ago(September 30, 2006 10:50 PM)
"You were in the war?
No, (starts walking with limp) Homo Much better now though."
I swear to God I never knew that last part was in there. I always laugh too hard at "Homo""Feel pain; eat pudding"
- Conan O'Brien
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sputnicki — 19 years ago(March 27, 2007 04:13 PM)
I was at my Fantasy Baseball Draft this weekend, and chose Yankee Pitcher Chiein-Ming Wang almost exclusively so I could say: "I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't let on you're Jewish". In other words, I have no life what so ever.
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lmi5177104 — 20 years ago(June 26, 2005 11:50 PM)
"Here you go, kid Park my car, take my bags, and put on some weight, will ya?"
"The man's a menace!"
"I think it's about time someone teaches these varmants a lesson in morality, and what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member in a society."
"Turds!"
"Spalding! How many times have I spoken to you about your language?!"
"Double turds!"
"Spalding!"
"Put me down for a five."
"He hit my wife with his goddamned club!"
"It slipped!"
"I gotta step in this dude's belt, and walk around for a coupla days"
"Are you gonna eat your fat?"
"Spalding!"
"I think I have enough butter now."
"If you own anything but land, you own a popcorn fart!"
"I'll show him dog food!"
(Chase bending over)"Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny." -
Cornchunk — 20 years ago(January 16, 2006 07:06 AM)
And of course we can't forget the quintessential "miss it" call.
"Noonan..Nnnnnnnoonan..Nnnnnnnnnnoonan." I use that all the time, playing pool, hoping to put a jinx on the other team's field goal kicker..it should be in Webster's.
"What if your dope was on fire?"
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TheRetroCritic — 20 years ago(July 12, 2005 04:56 AM)
lol, just reading through all those quotes is hilarious.
My favourite line has to be:
"You want the driver?"
"No kid, he's not my type, hey, it's a joke, I'm just kidding, sure give me the driver."
Jim Carrey fansite and new forum:
http://cablogula.tripod.com -