Favorite Lines
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stevenackerman69 — 15 years ago(July 28, 2010 02:40 PM)
"I think it is time to teach these young varmints a lesson in morality and what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society." (Love him jumping after the gopher as he finishes)
"Hey, Mr. Gopher!" (Loved Bill doing the Ozzy Osbourne thing and biting off the head of the rabbit explosive and talking while saying this)
"Here it is! It's no big deal!" (eats Baby Ruth candy bar and judge's wife faints) -
greenbanzanas — 14 years ago(September 23, 2011 03:17 AM)
Me too, Steve, I watched Caddyshack again last night and I found teaching a gopher about being a decent member of society, etc., was hilarious.
Of course, the Cinderella story is rated very highly and I think we should keep playing, I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for a while as well as many of Dangerfield's and Ted Knight's lines are oft-quoted. Clearly there are too many to say there is just one line. -
MissBender24 — 15 years ago(August 29, 2010 10:31 PM)
Smails kid : "are you gonna eat your fat?"
Al " Hey Mr Wang, it's only the car park!"
Judge Smails to Danny " well, the world needs ditch diggers too"
Old lady when the silverware tumbles from the top floor " That must be the tea"
Smails kid "What about my azzzzthma?"
Dad " I'll give you azzzzma.."
Al : "if you own anything but land, you own a popcorn fart!" (leans sideways and lets one rip) "oh, hey, did somebody step on a duck??" (the whole table falls about with laughter..) -
stevenackerman69 — 14 years ago(October 11, 2011 12:56 PM)
Angry Cook: Dog food???? I'll show him dog food!!!! (and he has to be held back by the other cooks)
Lou and the others are in the bushes watching Smails and the black guy goes: I'll bet you 50 bucks the Smails' kid picks his nose. -
movie_fan59 — 14 years ago(October 22, 2011 11:47 AM)
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Ty Webb: "Remember Danny - two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left." -
sooner_1 — 14 years ago(January 29, 2012 03:24 PM)
The fact that people came up with 15 or 20 lines that make me laugh just sitting here reading them (not even SEEING the reactions in the movie) and not ONE of them was one that I would have thought of right off the top of my head, shows what a CLASSIC movie this is IF you have a sense of humor and the ability to appreciate sarcasm.
Two more that I really got a chuckle out of:
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
"I gotta go to college."
"You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia."
If you can't find humor in this movie, you really take life far to seriously. -
Timberwolf0530 — 12 years ago(June 28, 2013 12:53 PM)
I don't think the heavy stuff is comin down for quite some time.
Cannonball. Cannonball comin.
We have a pool.and a pond..Pond would be good for you.
Noonan.Miss it.Noonan.
Don't you people have homes?
Don't sell youself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
How do you measure yourself against other golfers?
By height.
Where'd it go?
Right in the lumber yard.
I smell varmint poontang. -
Kewl_Kat — 10 years ago(April 10, 2015 08:56 PM)
My favorites
"Ty Webb? More like Ty Cobb, you cranky SOB!"
"Did somebody step on a duck?"
"Hey Noonan, do you really expect me to put that in my mouth?"
"I'm gonna stick you with me shillelagh!"
"Hey everyone, I'm really a girl! I bet you didn't see that coming!"
"The ball is in the hole."
"I'd like to do strange things to your butt if you are OK with that."
"Let's not go there, OK?"
"If at first you don't succeed, keep trying to kill the gopher." "Did you say golfer?" "Nope, gopher!"
"Thank you very little."
"If you think that stinks, smell
this
!"
I
'
m a real kewl kat
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