Favorite Lines
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sooner_1 — 14 years ago(January 29, 2012 03:24 PM)
The fact that people came up with 15 or 20 lines that make me laugh just sitting here reading them (not even SEEING the reactions in the movie) and not ONE of them was one that I would have thought of right off the top of my head, shows what a CLASSIC movie this is IF you have a sense of humor and the ability to appreciate sarcasm.
Two more that I really got a chuckle out of:
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
"I gotta go to college."
"You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia."
If you can't find humor in this movie, you really take life far to seriously. -
Timberwolf0530 — 12 years ago(June 28, 2013 12:53 PM)
I don't think the heavy stuff is comin down for quite some time.
Cannonball. Cannonball comin.
We have a pool.and a pond..Pond would be good for you.
Noonan.Miss it.Noonan.
Don't you people have homes?
Don't sell youself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
How do you measure yourself against other golfers?
By height.
Where'd it go?
Right in the lumber yard.
I smell varmint poontang. -
Kewl_Kat — 10 years ago(April 10, 2015 08:56 PM)
My favorites
"Ty Webb? More like Ty Cobb, you cranky SOB!"
"Did somebody step on a duck?"
"Hey Noonan, do you really expect me to put that in my mouth?"
"I'm gonna stick you with me shillelagh!"
"Hey everyone, I'm really a girl! I bet you didn't see that coming!"
"The ball is in the hole."
"I'd like to do strange things to your butt if you are OK with that."
"Let's not go there, OK?"
"If at first you don't succeed, keep trying to kill the gopher." "Did you say golfer?" "Nope, gopher!"
"Thank you very little."
"If you think that stinks, smell
this
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GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 — 10 years ago(April 20, 2015 11:10 PM)
"Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook will you?
Also
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No Bare feet.
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No fighting?
Lou: What does that mean?
Angie: No fighting.
Green Goblin is great! -
Rockhound6165 — 10 years ago(June 02, 2015 04:27 AM)
God, where do I start:
"Park my car, get my bags, and put on some weight will ya?"
"You, you're no gentleman."
"Yeah, I'm no doorknob either."
"Maybe it's a good omen."
"In Haiti."
"What do you got in here, rocks?"(I use this one a lot especially when picking up my wife's pocketbook or the diaper bag)
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no hole is a danish."
"What are you, a diabetic?"
"What's this?"
"Lou's been losing at the track lately."
"Well I ain't payin' no 50 cents for no Coke."(50 cents for a Cokego figure) -
tallkennj — 10 years ago(June 11, 2015 12:18 PM)
If we are talking about the line I use most in everyday conversation, it's: "so I got that going for me which is nice".
If we are talking about the line that, while hard to work into everyday conversation, I love it most when I can find a way to wedge it in, it's: "pool or a pond pond would be good for you". -
skyjude — 10 years ago(November 28, 2015 02:17 AM)
Pretty much anything Ty Webb says - here's a few of my favourites:
Ty Webb: "Oh Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?"
Judge Smails: "You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. He's been club champion three years running and I'm no slouch myself."
Ty Webb: "Don't sell yourself short Judge - you're a tremendous slouch."
Danny Noonan: "Unbelievable."
Ty Webb: "Thankyou very little."
Lacey Underalls: "My uncle says you've got a screw loose."
Ty Webb: "Yeah well, your uncle molests collies."
Dr. Beeper: "Oh Webb oh man - I didn't see your name on the sign-in sheet for the club tournament. I thought you'd be the man to beat this year."
Ty Webb: "Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself."
Al Czervik: "I don't understand it. I'm playing the worse game of my life!"
Ty Webb: "Hey don't put yourself down Al. You're not er You're not good. You stink."
Danny Noonan: "Ty, I saw Smails before - he was cheating."
Ty Webb: "Nobody likes a tell-tale Danny. Except of course, me."
Ty Webb: "Me winning isn't. You do."
