100 things I learned from Quest for Fire
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docd1 — 13 years ago(June 24, 2012 11:43 PM)
- You never know when the only tree for miles around on the Serengeti will come in handy.
- On such an important mission, send only 3. The rest of us will wait right here and freeze our collective asses off waiting for you to get back. "Hurry back".
- Just because you can lay out the biggest cannibal, doesn't mean you've automatically earned the respect of the others.
- It's not enough to steal fire from your neighbors. Make sure you douse their fire too.
- Watch where you step. If you're not careful you could end up with a spear in the mouth.
- Eating human flesh builds bigger bodies.
- Even after you've been "cannibalized 'down there'", it's nice to know one can still enjoy a nice bj from a friend.
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I_Guard_Tanelorn — 13 years ago(August 24, 2012 06:30 PM)
- Raping a girl is a sure fire way to win her heart.
- Screwing 5 fat girls in a row will turn a skinny girl traitor with jealousy.
- 3 Stooges humor was always in style.
- The French even put mimes into historical caveman movies.
"I said no camels, that's five camels, can't you count?"
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mkivtt — 12 years ago(April 26, 2013 04:11 PM)
- When you are cold and miserable, spend weeks hanging around in a swamp with water up to your hips.
- In a tribe of black people (although painted gray from mud), the leader is an old caucasian guy with a white beard.
- In the span of a few days, you can walk from a European tundra to an African savannah.
- Ethnic diversity was VERY diverse every few miles people would look and act completely different.
- You can make fire with random sticks from any tree around. It's not like that's incredibly hard and only a few species would work
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thoth-ibis-1 — 12 years ago(August 20, 2013 09:33 PM)
45 ) Amoukar is a good sniffer so listen to him when he "smells something strange"
46) starting a fire with two sticks is easier said than done. It looked so easy when the other guy did it.
47 ) Saber-toothed tigers were actually lions
48) Amoukar was bi-sexual while Gaw was homophobic
49) a naked girl should not touch herself in front of hairy oafs.
50 ) romance and foreplay came much later in the evolution of humanoids. -
Clemencedane — 12 years ago(October 06, 2013 10:54 PM)
- Wagabous were some hairy-ass missing link mofos.
- A wooly mammoth is just an elephant in a bad hairpiece.
- "flames before dames" -prehistoric bro code.
- The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London will have been thrilled that Everett McGill's training with them culminated in this performance.
- In their last scene Naoh and Ika do their take on "Two Wolf Moon" t-shirt 80,000 years before its time.
Don't bring a rock to an atlatl fight.