When the dad has his first shirtless scene, all I could think about was "wtf look how skinny that guy is, what a nerd".

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BoSoxRule — 10 years ago(October 04, 2015 03:41 PM)

And what makes someone a CaptainSexMachine such as yourself?

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CaptainSexMachine — 10 years ago(October 04, 2015 04:58 PM)

You can speculate about me all you want, but the following are fact:

1. You are unimaginative. Dozens of people have had a go at my name before you.
2. I have a cooler name than you.

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BoSoxRule — 10 years ago(October 04, 2015 05:20 PM)

I was just asking the question, brother man.

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Captain_Beeble — 10 years ago(November 06, 2015 05:28 PM)

2. I have a cooler name than you.
   I actually think BoSoxRule is a cooler name. Your user name sounds too conceited.
   "How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
   -Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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CaptainSexMachine — 10 years ago(November 07, 2015 10:37 AM)

Well yes, high testosterone males come across as vulgar and arrogant to you most of the time except the few days a month when you're ovulating; that's when you want it.

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Quentin36 — 9 years ago(October 24, 2016 10:18 AM)

Oh please could I? It's that time of the month and I want you- said no woman ever

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putrescent_stench — 9 years ago(April 11, 2016 11:23 PM)

That description does not sound like Vic at all. The "skinny nerd" is usually more gangly and thin. Vic is just, average I guess.
If he were to fit I type, I'd go with yuppie.
"every time godzilla loses to mothra I die a little bit more"Godzillaswrath

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Captain_Beeble — 10 years ago(November 06, 2015 05:26 PM)

When the dad has his first shirtless scene, all I could think about was "wtf look how skinny that guy is, what a nerd".
Are you kidding? That man looked pretty muscular to me! And he's one of the last guys I would consider a "nerd". He seems like the type of guy that has the looks and confidence that any woman would die for! Any
straight
woman, at least.
"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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CaptainSexMachine — 10 years ago(November 07, 2015 10:39 AM)

Dude is skinny as beep I could lift him with one arm and throm him across the room. Come with me I'll show you what a real man looks like..

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Captain_Beeble — 10 years ago(November 07, 2015 11:05 AM)

What
does
a "real man" look like to you?
"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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CaptainSexMachine — 10 years ago(November 08, 2015 03:40 AM)

A man with basic level of fitness that can run a 6-7 minute mile, can lift twice his weight, can do 10 pullups, etc. It's really basic stuff, but 99% of people can't.

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Captain_Beeble — 10 years ago(November 08, 2015 05:57 AM)

Do you mean someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger?
"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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CaptainSexMachine — 10 years ago(November 08, 2015 06:23 AM)

It's funny that I say basic functional fitness, like being able to do 10 pullups and you think that equates to being an elite world-class athlete.

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Captain_Beeble — 10 years ago(November 08, 2015 12:34 PM)

It's pretty hard for a grown man to lift twice his own weight.
"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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CaptainSexMachine — 10 years ago(November 08, 2015 05:12 PM)

It's really not. Lifting twice your weight is a basic functional strength level for the lower back. Most people who have a physically demanding job can do it with little to no training. An out of shape office worker could get there in a few months training 1-2 times a week.

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Quentin36 — 9 years ago(October 24, 2016 10:20 AM)

But people are in better shape now?

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Coconut_Kaasa — 10 years ago(December 04, 2015 12:05 AM)

This movie was made during the bodybuilding craze, at a time when steroids were still legal.
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny, I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie!

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Jacovitti86 — 10 years ago(December 30, 2015 04:01 PM)

that guy looked average, just a fairly fit average Joe.

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bishop-69757 — 10 years ago(April 02, 2016 12:04 AM)

He looked healthy and natural. Nothing wrong with being in shape but we really live in such a shallow society today. I know guys that take steroids and females on extreme diets that it's really sad seeing people destroy the health for this narrow point of view of what a body should look like

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CaptainSexMachine — 9 years ago(April 12, 2016 03:44 AM)

The health risks of steroids are grossly overstated. They are about as risky as having a cigarette once a day, or taking contraceptives.
I'm with you on the females on extreme diets. That's just stupid.