Happy Mola Ram Day!!!
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Blind_Jester — 9 years ago(December 28, 2016 02:07 PM)
Kali Ma Shakteeday everybody! As most of you probably already know, December 28th is Mola Ram Day. It is a day to remember and celebrate the great Mola Ram and the sacrifices he made for what he knew was right. I myself have taken the day off of work; took the morning to prepare, shaving off all my hair and painting my bald head. After that, I headed to the cleaners to pick up my ceremonial robes, then headed back home to finish fixing up my head dress (those cow skulls get a bit dingy if you don't do some annual maintenance). Now I'm ready to party! Big bash going down at my place; y'all are invited if you're interested. Here's what I have planned:
- I used parts of my old chain-link fence to make a sacrificial body cage. I also dug a 50 foot hole in my backyard and hooked the body cage up to the winch on my jeep. The town zoning board would not allow me to pour hot lava in the hole, so instead it's just warm Sunny D. We are going to take turns lowering each other into the pit while the "victim" says ohm nom shivigh.
- I bought a whole bunch of old CPR dummies from the Red Cross and stuffed the chest cavities with cherry Jell-O and a door prize. Guests will be blindfolded and try their best to rip out their victim's "heart" and get their prize. It's easier said than done, especially after you've had a few shots (see below)
- There will be my famous Black Blood of Kali shots (Grand Marnier, Fireball, and chocolate syrup).
No torch to the belly is going to snap you out of that one!
So once again, happy Mola Ram Day to all of you. If you want, let us all know how you'll be celebrating the wonderful man known as Mola Ram. Kali Ma Shakteeday!