"Them Clintons are rapin' child sex slaves they's keepin' caged up in secret tunnels under a pizzeria in Washington DC!
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Crown-Prince — 9 years ago(February 12, 2017 04:23 PM)
James Alefantis
College drop out, doesn't know how to do anything, cooks average, plain pizza = 49th most powerful person in DC?
Goes to the White House 5 times and meets with important politicians?
Being protected by those same politicians?
Caught lying about not having a basement.
"10 years ago, I started the business, no one came, but then it got really popular."
Maybe something was added to the "menu" that drew the attention of shadowy millionaires? -
rouges — 9 years ago(February 13, 2017 04:50 PM)
Well, when a concerned citizen barged into a pizzeria and shot the very basement he believed children were captive in a bid to "save" (lol) them, I think the more "moderate thinking" ones finally backed out.
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