Family Guy transcript (madonna)
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Who's That Girl
strawberrymilkandgin — 19 years ago(April 18, 2006 12:23 AM)
For anybody who watches Family Guy here's the transcript of what they said about Madonna:
Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(pause)
Brian: Madonna?
Peter: Oh yeah. She's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on, right?
Brian: Absolutely, yeah. Francis?
Francis: Oh, major idiot. Major idiot.
Brian: Yeah, well gosh, you know? I guess we do have some common ground here after all.
Peter: And "La Isla Bonita?" not a real place. I looked it up. Couldn't find it. Bought a globe. Couldn't find it.
Brian: Oh yeah. That makes her a liar too.
Francis: She's awful.
Peter: Awful, awful woman.
Brian: I agree. Yeah.
Francis: And she's a whore.
Brian: Oh yeah. Big time.
Peter: Oh yeah. Everybody. Uh, Canseco? Ew.
Brian: Dennis Rodman?
Peter: Dennis Rodman. Right, right.
Francis: Rodman? My god!
Peter: I think he lost all his money, didn't he?
Brian: Rodman lost it? Are you sure you're not thinking of M.C. Hammer?
Peter: No, no. Well, him too, but I read it somewhere, I think it was in, like, Stuff, or something? Oh no, no, you know what it was? It was on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, and they said that he's in the poor house now.
Francis: You think she'd do him now?
Peter: I, well? Would Madonna do Rodman now? Oh yeah. Because it's not about the money, it's about pissing off daddy.
Brian: That's right. She's got a lot of problems.
Francis: Lot of problems.
Peter: Yeah, well we are smarter. We are smarter thanthan Madonna.
Francis: Oh. No question.
Transcripted by me.
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smartcookie21 — 17 years ago(February 19, 2009 06:44 PM)
Got a clue? I was mocking Stewie's dismissal of The Simpsons:
"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sack tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"
And since you obviously took the time to read over an old post, it's really the pot calling the kettle black, my dear.