"I don't know what you two had in mind, but I'm not really in to kinky scenes."
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Earth Girls Are Easy
Forever_Knight — 13 years ago(April 22, 2012 01:11 PM)
"I don't know what you two had in mind, but I'm not really in to kinky scenes."
"I hear oysters are good for potency." "Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off."
"If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'Orals!" -
vmacek@mindspring.com — 13 years ago(June 25, 2012 07:38 PM)
"Sit down, relax, have a mental Margarita!"
"This is Finland?" - "Oh no, you're in the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway!"
"Candy, we can't go out with these guys, they're aliens! - "So? They can still be dates!"
Candy introducing the aliens to her club pals: "They're from Mars or something, could'ja die?" -
robble-1 — 11 years ago(June 11, 2014 09:54 PM)
favorite line is from "Cause I'm a Blonde" as sung by Julie Brown
"I just want to say
That being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment I'll remember
For as long as I can
Right now I'm a freshman
In my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian
'Cause I love children"
There's something here that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.-The Doctor -
movieman_stl — 10 years ago(March 27, 2016 09:49 PM)
This was full of great stuff.
Candy: I LOVE your earrings.
Friend: (they are cut up Amex cards) They're my dad's.
Does a Woodburger know girls? Does Pinocchio have a wooden butt?
Valerie explains what happened:
Passerby: What did she say?
Valerie: Oh, nothing. I'm on drugs.
(the soap on the tv the morning after)
woman: Wait, what about your wife?
doctor: She's in a coma. You're NOT.
(they proceed to fool around on his wife, she wakes up, and he pulls the plug).