Things I learned from this movie
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Tango & Cash
Elianehasty — 18 years ago(August 21, 2007 09:18 PM)
- The best way to break your fall when slide on a electric power line with a belt about 90+ feet in the air is land on your spinal chord and somehow not be bound to a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
- When the police surround a club looking for an escaped prisoner just shave your legs, dress up like a girl and dont worry the cops will never recognize your 5 o clock shadow and adams apple.
- When you are a cop it is best to sexually harass people right in front of your lieutenant.
- Kurt Russell is the only guy I have seen that can change from a tight dress to his clothes which he left at the club who knows where in LA in less than 1 minute.
- When did British guys start talking like Australians.
- Dont worry the cops and civilians will not recognize two guys driving in a science experimental ford expedition with an army artillary weapons poking out the side of the vehicle.
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alekhidell — 18 years ago(August 31, 2007 11:50 PM)
- You can shoot at a tractor trailer until they slam on the breaks, propelling the crooks throught windshield, but they have enough time to pop it into park beforehand. Saving the co-star's life.
- You have the cassette tape that will prove you were set up, but you have to storm Curley's Compound to prove that you are innocent.
- You can be driving an RV from Hell through a slew of gunfire and live to tell small penis jokes.
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spencer-davey — 18 years ago(October 19, 2007 12:12 AM)
- Yves Perret and his goons can enter and exit a maximum security prison as they choose, yet their imprisoned mates are stuck there.
- The oldest cop trick in the book is bad copworse cop.
- Ray Tango and Gabe Cash are both equal 2nd best in the cop rankings for LA, which makes you think who's the first?
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Dachunde — 18 years ago(December 11, 2007 09:35 AM)
- Ray Tango does not appreciate a Danish.
- 80's theme tunes ROCKED!
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.
- Drums are a stripper's best friend.
- Going to jail in America is not nice.
- Getting out of jail in America requires a reading age of 12+
- That shirt cost him 9 bucks
- Gabriel Cash LOVES pizza
- They checked the whole truck beep
- Great 80's buddy cop movies should always have an excellent opening first half, followed by a pile of faeces style ending involving an unbelievable police vehicle and a whiny voiced hobbitt.
'Only EFFORT, DISCIPLINE, LOYALTY, earn the right to wear the Dragon Doji.' - Oroku Saki
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Gordon_Six_Echo — 18 years ago(February 14, 2008 08:10 PM)
- When you're talking to Yves Perret, DON'T INSIST!!!! Insistent people make him ANGRAYYYYYYY!
- There's only one way Gabriel Cash welcomes a foreigner to America, by carjacking and then permantly damaging their car.
- Your pizza is never safe from Cash.
- When you are wondering who's been beep with your gun, someone is likely to accuse you of dropping it.
- Why assault a suspect with a chair? Because you couldn't find a piano.
- All men are visible in prisonall men but Yves Perret.
- Cash doesn't wanna get killed by a limey, immigrant JERKOFF! He wants to get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff!
- Ray Tango has a special contribution to birth control.
- It's easy to find the real Yves Perret out of multiple mirrored reflections.
- If you want Cash's vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, You got it!
- If it isn't Tango, it's Cash. Tango and Cash! Cash and Tango!
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bj_arni — 18 years ago(February 16, 2008 10:14 PM)
- Cops will be suspicious of small female-ish bikers, but they will never expect a woman who looks a lot like their prime suspect.
- Dikes ride on bikes
- Prison soaps are found on the floor, so don't flatter yourself.
- Insane murderers are allowed to own slinkies.
- You can easily bribe anyone, from FBI Agents to Prison Guards.
- If you talk to the people who set you up, they will eventually help you, or promise you to split their loot.
- Hiding behind mirrors is a bad idea.
- Dangerous wires of electricity can be found anywhere in Prison.
- Tango does not make a good dog.
- Too much television is bad for your eyes.
"I will make my arrows drunk with blood and my sword shall devour flesh"
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Elianehasty — 18 years ago(March 22, 2008 08:10 PM)
- there is nothing more intimidating than ray tango standing in front of a 18 wheeler with a snub-nosed gun with a nice suit.
- if jumping from a three story building, your knees are perfect for breaking your fall.
- you can get in a head on collision going 60+ miles per hour come out with no scratch.
- when getting revenge on your enemy always end it off with a beer and a chainsaw.
- located in this prison are underground meetings where prisoners who were suppose to be locked up and the head boss who was able to break into a maximum security prison and how he got out i don't know beat two convicted cops up and dip their bodies in water wrapped in electric cords.
- when about to get electrocuted make some wise cracks to your partner and foreshadowing that they will get out of this mess and when they do remind each other to get revenge.
- new word F.U.B.A.R.
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An_Invisible_Dog — 17 years ago(April 10, 2008 06:07 PM)
- Inmates are allowed to burn paper and chuck them out of their cells at new inmates.
- When a cop is about to bust a big drug deal which he's been investigating for 3 months, he goes alone without any back up.
- It's perfectly legitimate to flirt with your hot sister.
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aceofspades70 — 17 years ago(May 12, 2008 09:03 PM)
- A shotgun barrel installed in a stuffed animals mouth will explode when detonated.
- Satan holds the pinkslip to the SUV Destroyer.
and 70. If Ray jumps over his couch and smashes through his back door landing on top of you, you've been screened.
Lee Vervoort
"I may not make it to the top, but I'll let you know when I get there."
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bohdave — 17 years ago(August 19, 2008 04:20 AM)
13: If you stare at yourself in the mirror too long,
a chinaman will jump out at you.
76. Don't bother changing out of your grimy prison clothes, you can walk right into an LAPD technology lab (Cash) or the house of the FBI guy who framed you (Tango) without anyone noticing.
77. If a cop goes to prison, huge black guys he put away may wish to put brown suger up his ass.
78. Calls from your stockbroker are far more important than discussing with your sister her wish to leave town.
79. Make sure to roll the dead body of the fat assistant warden ahead of you in the prison sewers to spook your target before you get to him.
80. You can jimmy locks by putting an extendable piece of metal from a bullet into the lock and rattling it around for a few seconds.
81. All good laser sights for revolvers are larger than the gun itself.
82. It's OK to leave huge, exposed electrical units on the roof of your prison, they are not a safety hazard.
83. Even though your sister caught a plane and left town weeks ago, when you escape from prison, telling your partner to go to "Cleopatra" is all the instructions he needs to instantly find her.
84. Flicking lit cigarettes at a cop will not get you into trouble.
85. If you're a wanted fugitive there really is no need to cut your hair, wear a hat or do anything to try and disguise your appearance.
86. British thugs laugh in the face of being dropped off a roof but will sing like a bird if threatened with a hand grenade.
87. If someone is standing in a puddle and it's not raining, it can mean only one thing.
I may be a tiny chimney-sweep but I've got an enormous brush.