Things I learned from this movie
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predator_ugly_mf — 16 years ago(December 28, 2009 05:06 PM)
The crapper belongs to your new cellmate.
Prisons dont have golf courses.
Tango has seniority, so he makes the statements.
Tango and Cash are like two little mice.
DONT INSIST!
If you dont like your new cellmate, wrap a slinky around his head.
Cash never talked about plan C.
Never bump uglies with Tango's sister.
Conan deserved to have his jaw broken and rammed into a prison bar. -
andrewsprz — 16 years ago(January 16, 2010 04:07 PM)
- A slinky can look 20 feet long when wraped around a prison inmate.
- You could always use a little more IRON in your diet.
- Its easy to escape a maximum security prison when both the guards and inmates are looking for you.
- Tango gets lonley very quick.
- usually when you steel a very fat dudes jumpsuit, they will fit you pretty nicely.
- The bad news is we're almost outa gas. The good news is we're ALMOST OUTA GAS.
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davywap — 16 years ago(February 14, 2010 09:35 AM)
- If you live in the eighties and you're young and attractive, don't ever have sex or you risk being interrupted by an action sequence.
- If you're a henchman and a co-worker has your enemies distracted, rather than just shooting them run up to one of them with a flying kick through the air.
- There is never an inappropriate moment for a wise crack or two.
Proud member of AA
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predator_ugly_mf — 15 years ago(August 22, 2010 04:09 PM)
In prison, Cash will get brown sugar in his ass.
Dont trust the judge.
Tango and Cash's whole trial beep sucked.
Hitmen will jump out from behind the mirror in your apartment.
The floor of a toilet is the best place for english 101.
Tangos grenades are bloody duds.
Cash likes plan C. -
Serbius — 15 years ago(August 28, 2010 08:24 PM)
- The best way to handle criminals in on rooftops;
- In the building where he lives, Cash is the only person that has a parking spot;
- Instead of screaming and cover themselves, club dancers will only giggle at you if you enter their room;
- trucks don't go over Ray Tango;
- Cash couldn't had sleep because of the big black guy;
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."