Oh wow! So many to choose.
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kimmostar — 13 years ago(May 03, 2012 01:26 AM)
It's hard to choose just one but if I had to it'd be one of these:
-Joe Early the shop teacher
-Raul's Wild Kingdom
-Stanley, You get to drink from the FIREHOSE!!
-The whole episode of Stanley's capture and rescue.
-Wheel of Fish -
averagejoeman2013 — 13 years ago(March 28, 2013 11:59 AM)
Bobbo the clown! From the time he was ticked from being hit in the face..until he ran out tying not to get sickI was in stiches. I used to rewind and watch that scene over and over agian and would eventually tire myself out so Id go to sleep more easily.
"How's the steak?" "It was poisoned (argh)and a little rare" (collapses). -
kav2001c — 12 years ago(April 07, 2013 07:35 PM)
Although I was a huge Weird Al fan (& never heard of Michael Richards) most of MR's lines are classics. Among some of the greatest:
Hey wait a minute, you guys arent from the pizza place! (after kidnapped, driving away, and discussing pizza toppings for like 10 minutes)
Yeah that was fun wait a minute do I still get to be the janitor? (wants to keep his job after on tv first time)
Uh no (after George asks him if he has the money to save the station Stanley pulls out his wallet & counts)
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trevor_ferevor24 — 11 years ago(May 16, 2014 12:22 AM)
If I only have to pick one or two I would have to go with:
- Spatula City Commercial.All of it, the jingle, the acting, the idea
"Hi, I'm Sy Greenbloom president of Spatula City. I love their spatulas so much.. I bought the company." (All monologue is monotone) - Town Talk Commercial (Not the Emo Phillips segment)
"Lesbian Nazi Hookers..Abducted by UFO's and forced into weight loss programs, all this week on Town Talk." -George Newman
- Spatula City Commercial.All of it, the jingle, the acting, the idea
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contra98 — 10 years ago(February 09, 2016 01:13 PM)
- Spatula City, we sell spatulas. And that's all!
- When Weird Al/Indiana Jones' Indian friend gets crushed by a train in the jungle
- Gandhi II! (I thought it was great when he banged that guys head on the car over and over)
- Rahul's animal kingdom, especially with the ants. "And, oh yeah, they hate it when you do this." 'Shake-shake-shake' "Oh look, they're really mad now."
- Rambo scene, especially the villains reaction when his helicopter was about to get blown up. Priceless!
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alanschriver-970-736996 — 9 years ago(May 14, 2016 08:38 PM)
My favorites:
"What's the matter, George?"
"You don't wanna know, Stanley."
"I don't? Then why'd I ask?"
The blind guy doing Rubik's cube -
"Is this it?"
"No."
"Is this it?"
"No."
And when the phones light up after Stanley's first TV appearance -
"No ma'am, I don't think he's married. I THINK he went to Harvard!" -
Piederman — 9 years ago(September 20, 2016 08:40 AM)
No one has mentioned this yet
I always crack up at the part where George and Bob walk into the station on the first day of work and George introduces himself to Pamela Finklestein.
"Hi, I'm George Newman; I'm the new station manager."
When Pamela groans and Yankovich's eyes get really widethe look on his face is so freaking funny! And after her rant, he just moves on past it saying "This is my friend, Bob."
Love that part!
"UtahGet me two."