Kelly LeBrock (1990 vintage) asking "Would you like a little pussy, J.D.?" works for me.
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Hard to Kill
One_who_knocks — 17 years ago(December 30, 2008 05:34 AM)
Kelly LeBrock (1990 vintage) asking "Would you like a little pussy, J.D.?" works for me.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum. -
Mattjh33 — 15 years ago(June 05, 2010 01:39 AM)
When an armed man is coming to kill you, hide in the closet behind clothes with a shotgun. When he opens the door, don't shoot. You must wait until he sees you, then extend your weapon out and shout "DIE!" before taking the shot.
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simba122504 — 14 years ago(June 18, 2011 05:09 AM)
Make sure your target's wife is dead, but don't double check your target.
Only Seagal can out run death while still in a hospital bed.
If an unknown doctor shows up, never ask him to show his ID. All he has to do is give you a flower and it's all good.
Always give the nurse your work number, which is full of corrupt cops, not your home number. O'Malley gave Andy the number to the police station, not his personal number or his mother's number.
Seagal is going to take you to the blood bank. He likes to help people.
If a man dares you to cut him, he must be crazy. Leave now!
Teenage Sonny was cute.
This was the very first SS film I ever watched. I loved it then and I still love it now.
Clark's Destiny =
Superman
,
Lex Luthor
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laslopaniflex — 14 years ago(January 24, 2012 04:48 AM)
To get back in shape after a 7 year coma, run up a small hill, meditate and punch a wooden stick out of the ground, then you'll be all set.
The sound of an American eagle is always heard to show a sense of hope and inspiration.
Ernie was loudly reminded to get the buttermilk from off camera.
All country houses have a Japanese themed meditation room.
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wcwcommish — 14 years ago(January 24, 2012 07:54 PM)
- A corrupt cop will pose as a doctor to gain entry to a hospital rather than just flashing his badge.
- Other than Hulland there is not a single badge to be had.
- A corrupt police force can operate with impunity for
seven years.
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eddieinportland — 12 years ago(September 12, 2013 06:45 PM)
Even though Sen. Trent acted like a family man to the voters. at home, he was keeping company with a naked woman in the hot tub.
After catching up to your son and the cop trying catch him. You get in a fight with him and grab his hand. Then at that second you remember who he really is.
After sneaking into a Senator's house and killing almost every bad cop. You will have enough time to write a message on a toilet lid telling another bad cop that he's going to die.
Before he became a DEA agent looking for a meth cook named "Heisenberg." Dean Norris was a dirty cop in LA.
Andy forgot to lock the door at the house after Storm and the police shot the place up.
The last time Sonny and his father went fishing. All they caught was a old tire.
Just like in every movie. The bad guy will have a army on minions that will do their master's bidding. That army of minions will kill a bunch of people. But they will never hurt or kill that one person that they're trying to stop or kill. And that one person will kill each and everyone of them before the end of the movie. -
NxNWRocks — 9 years ago(April 18, 2016 03:38 PM)
When your targets hit the floor in a hallway above you, shoot up the length of the wall high above them so that you don't give them a boo-boo.
When you step up to your target with a knife, just stand there holding the knife until your target can turn round and attack you.
Hold-up thugs with shotguns won't shoot even after you put your neck right up against their gun. They'll let you finish a one-liner before disarming them,
Random Hispanics will readily trade vehicles with you, even if yours is Swiss cheese full of bullet holes.
When talking to a kid about the biggest fish in the ocean, specify you're not talking about a goldfish, in case he thinks you are.
When you wake from a seven year coma, you can speak normally, you have perfect memory and you can use your arms for basic functions.
You can't steal someone's car in Dallas.
Lying to a kid that his father is dead is "awkward."
A black hat and black clothes is appropriate for visiting an elderly person in a retirement home. It won't remind them of their impending death and funeral or anything.
"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"