BEST MOMENTS OF JSM
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tigerlily_86 — 17 years ago(January 22, 2009 06:27 PM)
One moment of the show that's always stuck with me was the episode where Maya was doing a story on the influence of beautiful people, and she set up those two guys (one good looking, one not) for interviews to see who would get the job.
There was a scene where Finch told Jack that the dollhouse (or toy of some kind) that Jack was building for Hannah was recalled because there were too many small parts that kids could choke on. Jack said something like "Hannah's too smart to do something like that" but they put the dollhouse away anyway.
Then Maya was at their meeting, and they were all teasing her about dating the good looking guy, and calling her a hypocrite. Then she said something like "he's not as dumb as you think." And then it shows the guy in the background choking on a part of the toy. I could not stop laughing. -
mechacorta — 17 years ago(January 28, 2009 12:11 PM)
Vicky: "I used to work at a hair salon."
Eliot: "I'm confused?"
Nina: "It's a place where people with hair go."
Finch: "Hey, I'm as upset as you are, I just don't have the worry
lines to prove it."
Nina: "One more crack like that and I'll put the M&Ms on the high shelf."
She gets the best lines!
"I'm issuing a restraining order: Religion must stay 500 yards away from Science at all times!!" -
goes2eleven — 17 years ago(January 23, 2009 01:51 AM)
My favorite moment would have to be when Finch is interviewing Kevin on video for the dating service and Kevin talks about collecting owl beaks to make a necklace"and I'll give it
to
you
".
I also love the part in "Lemon Wacky Hello" where Elliot has post-its on his face.
And when Finch is remembering what happened with the nanny in front of the nanny camespecially when he's wearing Jack's robe and imitating him. -
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brodieman1982 — 16 years ago(April 21, 2009 11:49 AM)
- One where Maya pulls a prank on Elliot and it all goes horribly wrong because Finch and Elliot are playing a prank on Maya. My favorite part is when Finch explains the whole prank to Maya.
- The one where maya hosts a murder mystery party.
Woman: You bastard!
Finch: Never claim to be otherwise. - The one with the King Lear spoof.
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Evolution-X — 16 years ago(October 27, 2009 05:29 PM)
Lately, I've been thinking about the montage from "Educating Finch" when he played jokes on everyone at Blush. The ones that stood out were when Nina was sitting by the BLUSH sign, drinking something (Obviously alcohol in a coffee cup) and Finch removes the B from the sign and when Maya was standing next to a cake and Finch puts a little sign that says "Diet Cake" on it and she started eating it.
All I need is one mic -
smegginitlarge — 16 years ago(October 28, 2009 05:42 PM)
Oh my goodness, there's so many!!! These are by no means ranked in any kind of order, just typing them as I remember them:
- "Jesus' Juices!"
- "Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeee..!"
- "What've you got there, a turtle? Hey, buddytaps cage OH MY GOD, THAT'S A SPIDER!"
- Nina: Finch is a ticking time bomb and unless we are very carefulVOILA!
Elliot: Voila?
Nina: I meanKABOOM! - Anything Cindy, Maya's deranged assistant, said had me on the floor laughing!
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choyt19 — 16 years ago(December 06, 2009 07:30 AM)
I totally agree with the prank on Maya:
Finch: "Now this part is
key
. Can you really hit him
where he lives
? Really drive it
home
?"
Maya: "Keywhere he liveshome."
And pretty much every scene with French Stewart as the puppeteer on the children's show ("I'm Miss Panda! I use words like 'context' to show I went to a good college! I
never
pick up the check!").
Jesus loves you, but only as a friend.