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Is there anything Seagal CAN'T do?!?!?

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    nutsberryfarm — 14 years ago(July 05, 2011 08:52 PM)

    maybe getting other characters to remember his name? i think seagal's character was named jack taggart. tho, i only heard it said approx. 111 times. not totally sure that was it.
    Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.

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      VelvetStrokes — 13 years ago(May 09, 2012 04:55 PM)

      He can't run without looking like a little girl.

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        nutsberryfarm — 13 years ago(May 10, 2012 05:03 PM)

        that's poetry in action.
        Can't go wrong with taupe."- Wynn Duffy

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          realoldnick — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 07:15 AM)

          somebody said "act"

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            realoldnick — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 07:19 AM)

            I do. Now..ya wanna go toe to toe on that?:)

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              realoldnick — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 07:28 AM)

              I do. Now..ya wanna go toe to toe on that?:)

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                  mamacat76 — 19 years ago(January 08, 2007 10:28 AM)

                  bump!!!!
                  "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
                  George "Dubya" Bush

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                    ross7682 — 19 years ago(January 18, 2007 09:14 AM)

                    is there anything seagal can do. one thing he cant do is lose weight because he is a fat lard.

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                      lola-hamilton — 19 years ago(March 30, 2007 10:57 AM)

                      That's the only constructive statement you could think of, right. Let's face it, no one knows what you look like, you're probably as ugly as your comments are.

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                        mloessel — 16 years ago(June 10, 2009 10:52 AM)

                        Yes I agree on the acting. Seagal offers no depth to his characters. He comes on as a mystic who calmly kicks your but if you mess with him. Is he beatable? Definitely Jason Statham would have him for lunch. And Statham has more of a personality. And let's see what else he doesn't do a great job of dancing I wasn't sure what he and lady were dancing it looked like a waltz but I could be wrong. I'm guessing he did the carprentry work or they did some creative editing.

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                          scockery — 19 years ago(December 17, 2006 11:44 AM)

                          Fly around the Earth, reversing its spin, to go back in time?
                          Well, he probably could.

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                            darkling27 — 19 years ago(January 07, 2007 03:58 AM)

                            I wanted to say 'act' but blueludedude beat me to it. Curses, foiled again

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                              capt_rhodes — 19 years ago(January 15, 2007 05:58 PM)

                              "Is there anything Seagal CAN'T do?!?!?"
                              get back on the treadmill.
                              They're Coming To Get You, Barbra..

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                                lola-hamilton — 19 years ago(March 26, 2007 10:38 AM)

                                I'm not sure, but I know of something you're missinga brain. He's not the only Action Star who plays the role of men with exceptional skills. You're just another one who envies him.

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                                  video-watcher — 18 years ago(April 20, 2007 11:17 AM)

                                  You can always tell when someone has done martial arts outside of a dojo and knows that even some bad guys can fight (unlike some of the other martial arts stars who never get hit "too fast". right!!) Steven Seagal, being the hero of the movie, is supposed to win the movie, but I like to see the star get hit. Proves he's human, and knows that anyone can get hit in a fight. He's been a guitar player apparently since his teens. And as far as "fat", let's see you keep in shape when you're his age. I think he should be allowed to gain a few pounds.

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                                    justspam513 — 18 years ago(April 23, 2007 05:53 AM)

                                    You forgot fixing porches.
                                    "I really liked fixing your porch."

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                                      darkling27 — 18 years ago(May 31, 2007 06:30 PM)

                                      "I think he should be allowed to gain a few pounds"
                                      Well he sure has done that, hasn't he.

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                                        FreakAnchovy — 18 years ago(June 07, 2007 08:13 PM)

                                        "Is there anything Seagal CAN'T do?!?!?"
                                        His own complex fight scenes anymore, apparently. I saw "Belly of the Beast." That wasn't him doing those kicks. The fist work, sure. But nothing that requires any degree of body movement 🙂

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                                          ThingyBlahBlah3 — 18 years ago(August 13, 2007 08:36 PM)

                                          I always wondered if his skills are transferable from movie to movie. For instance, he's a world-class immunologist in 'The Patriot'; does this mean that his character Gino in 'Out for Justice' is one as well?
                                          My favorite ridiculous Seagal-the-Demigod moment is in the truly wretched 'Out of Reach,' where his character walks into the police department in a major Eastern European city (I can't remember if it was Prague or Warsaw, maybe?), sits down at a computer, and types in a password so that he can access their classified files. Bear in mind, he's not a cop, and he's not working with the police in any way; he just walked in off the street and used their computer. The movie just assumes that Seagal would know the password for every police database in the world off the top of his head, which is a super-power that not even Superman has.

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