90. Sonya is a shi-ty partner, NEVER explaining to Jax what is going on, throughout the entire movie.
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MaximumMadness — 15 years ago(July 24, 2010 09:47 AM)
- Sub-Zero and Nightwolf had better things to do than help the heroes save the world like uhhh You know, why didn't they help out Lui some more?
- The best way to dodge a rocket coming at you is not to jump out of the way. The best way to dodge said rocket is to do a slow and intricate manuever that involves you turning around and using a nearby wall to do a backflip, therefore taking nearly three times longer than if you just stepped to the side, or lept out of the way. Eh, it's a highly explosive rocket, what's the rush?
- Sindel has still got it, baby!
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UberPigeon — 15 years ago(September 24, 2010 07:29 PM)
- Not sure how to put across how evil you are? May I suggest a rubber skull mask for you, and a paper mache one for your horse!
- You should have killed Shao Kahn when you had the chanceyou knowcos its sooooooo hard.
- Before turning into his Hydra animality, Shao Kahn must first elongate his forehead into an actual penis for a second or two on screen.
- When you are well on your way to producing the worst production of your career that will also murder the careers of those involved you know what to doMUDFIGHT!
- But mudfights don't fit the scenes that followmagic! Sonya's shirt is once again clean.
- When short on fight scene choreography, simply show every single character in the movie perform a slow-motion flip of some sort from the ground-up.
- Shao Kahn weighs so much indeed that when his body hits the the turf the set errr.ground trembles under his weight.
- Its ok to show stunt doubles on screen who clearly are not James Remar for prolonged periods of time as long as they are blonde.
94)Jade will die for this - Do not fail Shao Kahn, or you will be fed to the WOOOOOORMMMMMSSSSS
- Rayden is proud to die human.
- Shao Kahn wins.
- Barraka sometimes likes to shake his favourite rubber mask from side to side growling.
- Watch the trailer with Michael Jai White as Jax in the new movie and tell me you don't want to see MK restored to what it should be!
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ccaudle — 15 years ago(November 19, 2010 10:06 PM)
- If the rest of the movie had went like the opening soundtrack, it would have been the greatest movie of all time.
- Arming yourself with state of the art muscle enhancing weapons on your arms means that you have a lack of self confidence.
- Raiden has no power on outworld, but Shao Kahn and Shang Tsung could have power anywhere?
- Sonya is very jealous about Jade.
- It takes Shao Kahn 6 days to conquer a planet.
- Winning 9 straight Mortal Kombat tournaments was pretty pointless when Kahn had the power all along to just go ahead and break through to Earth.
- Sub Zero wants to help the same guy who killed his brother.
- Scorpion can't be killed, and also can't stick around for long either.
- Nightwolf knew that Liu Kang had a head strong enough to take an axe to the head.
- Raiden thinks it's better to be a mortal than a God.
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ImaWeabooApparantly — 15 years ago(December 20, 2010 04:20 PM)
- Johnny Cage is the Kenny McCormick of Mortal Kombat.
- Robin Shou must have a lot of free time on his hands to do crappy video game movies.
- Johnny should have just punched Kahn in the balls. It worked with Goro.
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cfruge444 — 15 years ago(March 16, 2011 10:52 PM)
- If you fail at "seducing" the main character as per Shao Khan's orders, you will get eaten by a gargoyle-like statue above your head on the wall behind you who will then proceed to belch loudly (That was the ONLY bit of low-brow humor I could remember throughout the whole movie.).
- Despite the fact that in MKII Jade looked and fought identical to Kitana (tanned skin, doubled speed, and projectile immunity aside) and would have made a much better clone than Mileena did in that respect, Sonya could have easily seen through Mileena's ruse if she looked at her ending from Mortal Kombat: Deception.
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frederik olsen — 14 years ago(May 25, 2011 12:57 PM)
- The Temple of the Elder Gods apparently also houses a hair salon.
- Before there was Ali G, there was Jax, a'ight?
- Ermac - one of Shao Kahn's most powerful warriors - spends his life being bullied around by pretty much everyone.
- Whenever Jade pretends to be with the good guys, she lisps. Theriouthly!
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lcri-1 — 14 years ago(June 11, 2011 11:57 AM)
- It's perfectly acceptable to mix low-resolution MPEG-1 1997 internet stock footage into your $30 million movie.
- The above is especially true if you aren't going to bother finishing your actual special effects anyway.
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ventus_magica — 14 years ago(June 15, 2011 08:23 AM)
- All the warriors are too weak, their fights lasts like 2 minutes.
- Don't expect to see Sheeva fighting, she would be easily defeated with just a metal cage.
- Sindel have most black hair than white.
- Ermac needs help from another ninja to defeat Sonya.
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falafel_1 — 13 years ago(May 07, 2012 03:17 PM)
- The Earth was created in 6 Days
- Rayden is of no concern to us
- He fed jade's corpse to the worms
- Shinnok turned himself in..
- The Elder Gods are completely useless
- Kabal and Stryker are earths best warriors HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
- Bow to him
- The earth is not made for tyrants
- Shouting BYAKASA will inflict loads of damage
- Bleeding means you're mortal
- Nightwolf is a warrior.but he was just chilling the whole movie
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TheFatDruidofNacyl — 10 years ago(November 19, 2015 04:08 AM)
- Even though the Elder Gods refuse to help, and Raiden was once a God, his solution for helping is to pray for the fighters.
- Even after Jade tried to beat up Lu Kang he trusts that she is on his side. The power of boners is stronger.
- Even though you was able to get Raden and the other fighters into a trap, you will just run away if they threaten to kill you.
- Raiden can't kill his brother but has no problem in sending a Mortal to do it for him.
- When becoming an Elder God you become a voyeur but are nice enough to let others know you are going to be watching them.
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nightwishouge — 10 years ago(November 20, 2015 01:38 AM)
- Despite his promise to put you through three tests, Nightwolf will abandon you after the first.
- The first test is bravery.
- Sand is highly combustible.
- Outworld possesses the technology to create fully functional, nearly indestructible android assassins, but not light bulbs.
- Shao Kahn's neck-snapping technique is preceded by quite a wind-up.
- According to the Elder Gods, deciding the fate of the entire universe by the outcome of a single hand-to-hand fight is "as it should be". Boy, that surely inspires confidence in the leadership skills of these captains of this cosmic vessel.
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vhpharoe — 10 years ago(November 23, 2015 02:43 PM)
Whatever number The lyrics to a song can consist solely of "MORTAL KOMBAT"
A green screen CAN be obvious.
You can drag a person with a whip with the flick of wrist yeah that will keep the tension required for dragging.
this is in like the first 5 minutes! I love this movie.
Oh and when johnnies neck was broken just watch where is body is. first the guy breaks it an its at his feet then the girl sonya? is cradling him not at the bad guy's feet then it's in the claw thing. GOLD. PURE GOLD.