100 things we learned from A Night at the Roxbury
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sindrilevy — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 04:01 PM)
- Twizzlers still taste good after you put one up your brothers nose.
- All men are nervous and anxious before there wedding, and kind of hope she eats a can botulism, or maybe she could hang out with a deer and a hunter and accidentally shoots her. or you know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistles sound and you shake her to make her be quiet, but what you really like to do is take her stupid little red toothbrush and ram it up her nostril into her skull
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intelligentsupermodel — 9 years ago(June 12, 2016 09:15 AM)
- You cannot get your kid confirmed in this city for less than $150.
- You should wait to hit on the bridesmaids until after your wedding ceremony.
- Steve and Doug had a long talk about their triceps.
- The groom-to-be should make a toast if all the men are making toasts.
- Upsetting Emily makes her less horny.
- Richard Grieco is NOT meeting Johnny Depp at the Roxbury later.
- There is no bell or buzzer before you get married.
- The best man's duty is walk down the aisle, stand by the groom, settle any inner-wedding skirmishes, and step in like a spotter.
- Yeh-men is the correct pronunciation, not Yay-men.
- You don't even remember to ask a woman in an elevator "What's up" when you're in a committed relationship.
- Steve was too busy throwing his life away for EM-UH-LEE while Doug was out living it up.
- Richard Grieco just doesn't want to be sued.