100 things we learned from A Night at the Roxbury

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Explosivediarrheakidgenius — 10 years ago(December 13, 2015 02:54 PM)

17. Plastic flowers are awesome
18. Hitting the gym is awesome
19. Energy bars are awesome
20. Colorful clothes are awesome
21. Being brothers is awesome
    -G p disco rulla hatt, med SunTrip varje natt-

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lindsay12866 — 10 years ago(December 13, 2015 07:31 PM)

22. College is a drunken orgy with occasional foot notes.
23. The pool house does not have HBO.
    24.You have to put in your number THEN the pound sign.

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Explosivediarrheakidgenius — 10 years ago(December 16, 2015 09:05 AM)

What is love
is a great tune.
26. Dan Hedaya reprise his role from
Clueless
27. Green drinks look delicious.
-G p disco rulla hatt, med SunTrip varje natt-

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denny7777 — 10 years ago(January 15, 2016 06:40 PM)

28. Joanie loves Chachi. However, it is debatable whether Chachi gives a flying beep about Joanie.
29. If you buy cannisters of whipped cream for whippits at a party, you'll be out until 2 AM looking for more.

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sindrilevy — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 04:01 PM)

30. Twizzlers still taste good after you put one up your brothers nose.
31. All men are nervous and anxious before there wedding, and kind of hope she eats a can botulism, or maybe she could hang out with a deer and a hunter and accidentally shoots her. or you know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistles sound and you shake her to make her be quiet, but what you really like to do is take her stupid little red toothbrush and ram it up her nostril into her skull

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leon_kratz — 9 years ago(April 18, 2016 03:31 PM)

32. Receiving a ticket from a female police officer regarding speeding will get you a date with her at the Municipal State Court.
33. Harassing a woman in a nightclub means a score.

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Explosivediarrheakidgenius — 9 years ago(May 13, 2016 11:06 AM)

34. The Sprinkler is an awesome dance.
    -G p disco rulla hatt, med SunTrip varje natt-

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The-Codebreaker — 9 years ago(June 10, 2016 04:14 AM)

35. The "-you're brothers?-No!?Yessss!!!!!"-prank works every time

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intelligentsupermodel — 9 years ago(June 12, 2016 09:15 AM)

36. You cannot get your kid confirmed in this city for less than $150.
37. You should wait to hit on the bridesmaids until after your wedding ceremony.
38. Steve and Doug had a long talk about their triceps.
39. The groom-to-be should make a toast if all the men are making toasts.
40. Upsetting Emily makes her less horny.
41. Richard Grieco is NOT meeting Johnny Depp at the Roxbury later.
42. There is no bell or buzzer before you get married.
43. The best man's duty is walk down the aisle, stand by the groom, settle any inner-wedding skirmishes, and step in like a spotter.
44. Yeh-men is the correct pronunciation, not Yay-men.
45. You don't even remember to ask a woman in an elevator "What's up" when you're in a committed relationship.
46. Steve was too busy throwing his life away for EM-UH-LEE while Doug was out living it up.
47. Richard Grieco just doesn't want to be sued.

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countrygurl1990 — 9 years ago(August 23, 2016 11:28 AM)

EMILIO!!!
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