100 things we learned from A Night at the Roxbury
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intelligentsupermodel — 9 years ago(June 12, 2016 09:15 AM)
- You cannot get your kid confirmed in this city for less than $150.
- You should wait to hit on the bridesmaids until after your wedding ceremony.
- Steve and Doug had a long talk about their triceps.
- The groom-to-be should make a toast if all the men are making toasts.
- Upsetting Emily makes her less horny.
- Richard Grieco is NOT meeting Johnny Depp at the Roxbury later.
- There is no bell or buzzer before you get married.
- The best man's duty is walk down the aisle, stand by the groom, settle any inner-wedding skirmishes, and step in like a spotter.
- Yeh-men is the correct pronunciation, not Yay-men.
- You don't even remember to ask a woman in an elevator "What's up" when you're in a committed relationship.
- Steve was too busy throwing his life away for EM-UH-LEE while Doug was out living it up.
- Richard Grieco just doesn't want to be sued.