There IS a villain this year. 2 in fact! Open this thread and become enlightened
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 03:09 PM)
HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP THERE BOBBY!
Ant was a bad guy on Challenge Ant (Sometimes) and Dec was quite often a bad guy on Chums (When he wanted rid of Ant so he could be alone with Cat in the flat) but they have never been bad guys
at the same time
Give it time and the real villain will appear, as they always do. Who was it last year, that politician who cheated on his wife, got everyone jabbed and was trying to sell a book about his antics?
Yeah, that's pretty hard to top. Give it some time and whoever this years' baddie is will become all too apparent
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 03:35 PM)
No they’re all a bit of a wet bunch this year. All lovely people of course but hardly the types to bring drama. It is like The Get Along Gang in that jungle. Anyway the real villain is the rain, I’ve decided.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 03:44 PM)
You don’t understand!! It is pissing it down NONE STOP!! It is dampening the mood in camp! Melvin almost left but only stayed in the end because it’s such a ‘lovely bunch’ that he’s with.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 03:46 PM)
Come on they could get tarpaulins and stuff to clear it up a bit.
The camera crew and all the lackies aren't going to put up with conditions like that for work. Why should the celebrities?
There's a YouTube video of a guy in Kent who sleeps in carboard boxes for fun. They could do that!
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 03:56 PM)
I’m not sure. All I know is that in the latest eppy Melvin woke up all crammed as his hammock was filled with water and he was wet through!! He had to sleep in the Bush Telegraph Hut and he very nearly walked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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StoneColdZombies — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 04:59 PM)
I want to personally thank the OP for housing all the retards in this thread, including me, so the rest of the board doesn’t have to deal with them.
Bobby has always been a magnet for the retard community, perhaps because he himself is a retard, he suffers from Down Syndrome, but he has risen above his chromosomes.
Let us all give thanks to the great Juan errrrrr I mean Bobby 🥰 -
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 05:27 PM)
Try and use sceptical thinking Bobby.
I could very well be you but a long time after now and I've travelled back in time to talk to myself (You) and that allows us to sort of be the same person but with years in between who we each are at the time of posting here
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 05:39 PM)
Yup, but we did a requel around the time of Capaldo Bobby
The Doctor sacrifices himself to save all of creation but in doing so reboots his life and is reincarnated into a new body with another 13 regenerations and no way of returning to his old self's universe.
Also he's played my Michelle Gomez and everybody loves her as The Doctor
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 05:49 PM)
No, where I'm from it turns out that David Tennant was taken over by a genuine Slitheen and they make him be all weird about children's biology and adults trying to protect them from harming themselves for an irreversible fad pushed on them by nonces.
It's all very sad. Plus his old writing buddy Neil Gaiman turns out to be a weird rapist
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 05:59 PM)
Have they rebooted Fools and Horses using artificial technology and there are Christmas episodes on of it once again?
Christmas just doesn’t feel like Christmas without Fools n Horses.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 06:07 PM)
We did Bobby. It's quite good too
Alexander Armstrong plays Del-Boy and Richard Osman plays Rodney. They did a gender swap with Uncle Albert though and he's now played by Ingrid Oliver and called Aunty Vick.
It's a right old laugh. In one episode they try to take back butter they bought in an Asda to a Waitrose but due to a big mix up they end up going home with Stork
Oh, they don't write them like that anymore in the future Bobby
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 06:23 PM)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! STORK!!!!!
That all sounds pants wettingly funny!
I bet they’re all talking about that around the office desks!
Hey let’s you and me do an episode of Fools n Horses on here! I warn you though I will not be able to stop laughing all way through!!
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 02, 2024 07:22 PM)
Let’s do it then over Advent.
Oh hang on, will you be sticking around now though? It needs to be done during Advent because after Advent I lose all interest in Fools and Horses and go back to wanting to write Doctor Who and other time travel stories.
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