Best line in the whole series?
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RhiJo — 9 years ago(January 27, 2017 11:25 AM)
Yes, my first time watching just started the second season and Calamity Jane steals every scene she's in, but that quote about picking out a gown etc was one that stuck out and made me laugh. I also like when she arrived at docs earlier in the same episode attached to her horse and explained to him that it was something that she had made herself to stop herself falling off when she was blind drunk.
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Valisun — 9 years ago(January 27, 2017 12:17 PM)
I wanna know who cut the cheese. [nobody answers] Ill tell you this for openers: we are gonna set off an area on the balcony. [opens the door to the balcony] And God help whoever doesnt use it, because the next stink I have to smell in this office, and whoever doesnt admit to it is going out the window, into the muck, onto their beep heads, and well see how they like farting from that position, okay?
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ajb8487 — 9 years ago(August 14, 2016 05:29 PM)
Wild Bill: You know the sound of thunder, Mrs. Garret?
Alma Garret: Of course.
Wild Bill: Can you imagine that sound if I asked you to?
Alma Garret: Yes, I can, Mr. Hickok.
Wild Bill: Your husband and me had this talk, and I told him to head home to avoid a dark result. But I didn't say it in thunder. Ma'am, listen to the thunder.
Wolcott: Past hope. Past kindness or consideration. Past justice. Past satisfaction. Past warmth or cold or comfort. Past love. But past surprise? What an endlessly unfolding tedium life would then become.
Wild Bill: Sure you wanna quit playing, Jack? The game's always between you and getting called a beep dropped eye of yours looks like the hood on a beep to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a beep moving.
Jack McCall: I ain't gonna get in no gun fight with you, Hickok.
Wild Bill: But you will run your beep mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker. -
outofmana — 9 years ago(October 20, 2016 01:38 AM)
Geez, it would take me a year to come up with a list of my favorite lines from Deadwood so I'll just give you the first quote that jumped in to my head: When George Hearst is instructing his employee to assault Merrick and describing what he looks like he says: "You will not mistake the newspaper man: he looks like a pauses to think big turtle"
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entertheratking — 9 years ago(December 02, 2016 06:09 PM)
So I love this show. For real, it has become one of my favorites. I've only watched Season 1 but I'm already looking forward to the rewatch.
But I was actually thinking this at one point and this thread has sort of confirmed itbut there really aren't many good LINES in Deadwood. Which is great. Most people are quoting whole scenes that require a setup (I say require, but more 'what makes it the best'). It's not about mind shattering one liners, it's about making you live in that situation in real time and feeling what it would be like at that moment in the Old American West.
I dunno, I'm CERTAINLY not saying there aren't any good one liners. Almost every line is a one liner. BUT, in comparison to other series who sort of 'strive' for those inspiring enlightening one liners, Deadwood trails behindwhich is I think one reason we all love it so much.
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cannibalbones — 9 years ago(December 17, 2016 03:10 AM)
it's not really a line but a scene, in the first episode when Swearengen and some irish worker/thug are "negotiating" the irishman's cut for helping Al to con some other guy. Initially the irishman's cut was supposed to be quite high, like a couple of thousand but during the "negotiations" the cut kept falling and falling and in the end the irish guy got 20$ and a hand job from one of the whores (worth maybe 50c) lol!
It's been a while since i saw it last, but this scene gets me every time.
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dolphin9731 — 9 years ago(January 04, 2017 01:15 PM)
I really liked Ellsworth and this few lines from him when we first meet him in episode one has always been one of my favorites. He had a very colorful way with words.
"Well here's to you, your majesty. I'll tell you what.I may a f#cked my life up flatter than hammered sh!t but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cckscker And workin' a payin' fvckin' gold claim. And not the U.S. government sayin' I'm tresspassin' or the savage fvckin' red man himself or any of these limber dick ccksckers passin' themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me."