Let's see if we can restart this since the last one has been removed. Here's the first one:
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poem — 9 years ago(June 07, 2016 12:11 AM)
- With rapist, always take their weapons away. Both of them.
- If you are hunted by a guy that smells funny and your car smells funny thats no reason at all to check if that guy is maybe in that car
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
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arkayenether — 9 years ago(September 13, 2016 08:32 PM)
16: It's weird to be a dyke when you can have any man you want
17: He made her watch
18: Marv doesn't hurt girls, unless he doesn't want them to watch the rest of it and get nightmares
19: Speaking eloquently is having "delusions of eloquence" somehow
20: When you got a condition, it's a bad idea to forget to take your pills
21: Miho doesn't decapitate people. She makes them into PEZ dispensers
22: Modern cars all look like electric shavers
23: An old man's death is a fair trade for a little girl's life