Mine would be:
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nkfilms — 12 years ago(May 09, 2013 01:45 PM)
XXX
I have sex, do other things, then have sex, then do other things.
It would be like a Porno that you have to watch for a week or so to get the action, then after a few minutes, another few days of going to the grocery store, and etc.
Probably wouldn't do very well in DVD sales.
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adrohdyte — 11 years ago(August 13, 2014 06:32 AM)
Wow, nkfilms - you've been a member here for quite some while! I wonder what I was doing then in November of 2003. I remember David Bowie was on tour and about to show in Ireland - and I was invited to go. He got a DVD there from the Reality Tour, so it was a nice year.
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ToniTigger — 14 years ago(February 29, 2012 04:37 AM)
Actually, you can shower naked and masturbate enjoyably if you're a guy and still avoid a NC-17 rating. But if you're a girl and enjoy masturbating
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billnadsley — 14 years ago(March 20, 2012 07:52 PM)
This is true, to an extent just have to make sure that the guy keeps his eyes closed (don't want him catching a glimpse of his own junk being played with, or NC-17), and it would be best if he didn't think about anything dirty either - I kind of see imagination as something that might appear as a scene in a film as well.
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icanseehimrightnow — 14 years ago(July 24, 2011 04:18 AM)
Most likely NC-17 for graphic nudity, sexual content, strong language and mild drug use. And the fact that I'm 15 and underage might push that rating, but realistically, everyone's life would be NC-17, the reason movies are given that rating is for depictions of realistic sexual activity - "realistic"
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alekesam — 14 years ago(August 08, 2011 11:00 PM)
If you broke my life up into three or four movies, it'd probably go something like this:
PG13
G
R
NC17
I know it seems weird to see that kind of order but my teen years to my now late thirties have been a odd ride to say the least.
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AzaleaRose — 12 years ago(April 04, 2013 04:10 PM)
Well, I don't shower in my swimming cozzie like Ned Flanders, so I'd say NC-17 for nudity and depiction of an unsightly skin condition. (BTW, what's the MPAA's record with disability and/or disfirgurement like?)