"Well this isn't *beep* baseball weasle face, it's Catering!" - Uda Bengt

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kellingtron — 16 years ago(May 27, 2009 08:40 PM)

Kyle: If music is the food of love, play it. I'm way into Shakespeare."

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misak_attack — 16 years ago(May 28, 2009 08:16 PM)

"It's like a fairy tale!" - Constance
One of those lines that are just so funny if you hear it. Jane Lynch executes it perfectly!

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smartbomb — 16 years ago(May 28, 2009 11:55 PM)

Roman: "I'm just here to point out the sign. What you do with this information is up to you."

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horses321 — 16 years ago(May 29, 2009 08:37 AM)

Roman: Step right up and peeor pooor both
haha

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jonxjquee — 16 years ago(May 30, 2009 08:48 PM)

their wrinkled parts slamming into other wrinkled parts

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rumblefish89 — 16 years ago(May 31, 2009 11:01 PM)

There's a scene that killed me when I first saw it..Jennifer Coolidge's first ep, talking about how uptight Henry is.says his face looked like a 'sphincter'.hardest laugh I had throughout the series. Henry's face, just blank. I couldn't look at the guy from that point without thinking of that scene.

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caesar606 — 15 years ago(January 31, 2011 12:03 AM)

Roman: I went to college you know.
Uda: I didn't, but I still get the irony.

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Pumpyjones — 14 years ago(May 30, 2011 02:13 AM)

Again, I'd like to refer you back to the sign

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DVRsrock — 16 years ago(June 03, 2009 08:59 PM)

Bobby: "Did you know dolphins can change a baby's diaper under water?"
Henry: "I don't think that's true at all."

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zigistardusted — 16 years ago(June 04, 2009 12:27 PM)

The tax attorney at the homeowner's party, after skinny dipping solo and everybody staring at him, says something great like "Oh, so I'M the beep " and then he repeats the classic Repo Man line '.ordinary beep people' i love that episode !

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AdamBowl23 — 16 years ago(June 08, 2009 02:41 PM)

Jim Abbott!

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PrawoJazdy — 16 years ago(November 19, 2009 03:24 AM)

"His face looks like a sphincter"

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I_am_Jack_s_IMDb_account — 14 years ago(September 11, 2011 11:22 AM)

"It's just wrong. That would be like if in 'Aliens' if they'd cast Kate Hudson to play Ripley. I would root for the fuqking aliens." - Roman

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chilledout247 — 12 years ago(October 03, 2013 11:56 AM)

Best line of the whole show is in the pilot. Don't serve the 2 jiggers!

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catch090703 — 16 years ago(June 09, 2009 05:54 PM)

your on probation

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Take_The_Bait — 16 years ago(June 12, 2009 09:02 PM)

"The only way I'm googling you is if you get very creative in the way you kill yourself"

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horror_recidivist — 16 years ago(June 13, 2009 01:53 AM)

Roman - "Dragons are fantasy. If theres magical talismans or a magic sword or wizards or beep crazy not-real animals. all these basic things that break laws of reality: that beep all fantasy. Im into hard sci-fi. Fantasy is beep
Henry - "Does ANYONE here have any ecstasy?!"
Porn Star - "My life's work can't peak at guys cumming up my nostrils."

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wallfishy-1 — 16 years ago(June 16, 2009 02:03 AM)

Alan Duk-"100 dollars at a titty bar or i could just come here for free"
"just call me Mrs. Butterworth, Bitch"
Henry-"I prefer beep-up over quiter"
WallFIshy

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coconutpete — 16 years ago(June 16, 2009 08:58 AM)

Ron: What am I not hearing?
Roman: A squid?

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patrick20124 — 16 years ago(June 17, 2009 03:42 PM)

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!!!!!
ahahaha it got more funny when henry finally said it