I think it will all depend on how she rates Hep.
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I am the Bongoman — Yesterday(April 01, 2026 04:44 AM)
Massive fail at humor.
If you asked it to assess you, it would assess you, not bring another person in out of nowhere.
Feeling wobbly, professor?
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
I am the Bongoman — 23 hours ago(April 01, 2026 05:18 AM)
When I say fail, I see a retarded, drunken, unemployed professor breathing heavily as he tries to remain awake while sitting in an old recliner in his grimy underwear and tank top as he mumbles, "klammm… bonglo… falz narrrrratibs…
hungwy
… I want to pwn somebody one day….."
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
Damien Thorn 666 — 20 hours ago(April 01, 2026 08:43 AM)
I see a retarded, drunken, unemployed professor breathing heavily as he tries to remain awake as he sits in an old recliner in his grimy underwear and tank top as he mumbles, "klammm… bonglo… falz narrrrratibs… hungwy… I want to pwn somebody one day….."
If this is what you’re seeing, then that says more about you than it does about him.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen. -
I am the Bongoman — 19 hours ago(April 01, 2026 10:17 AM)
Nah, I don't really see that, retard.
BTW, it just shows that I'm concerned about him. Are you gonna help get him to rehab or are you a lousy friend?
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
Damien Thorn 666 — 18 hours ago(April 01, 2026 10:58 AM)
Considering how there’s no evidence supporting your claim about him having drinking problems, I don’t see why he needs rehab. Usually drunk people love shouting “pwned” like it’s 2000 StarCraft at random moments, often right after spectacularly pwning themselves.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen. -
dbentley666 — 17 hours ago(April 01, 2026 11:44 AM)
Damien Thorn 666 said...
Considering how there’s no evidence supporting your claim about him having drinking problems, I don’t see why he needs rehab. Usually drunk people love shouting “pwned” like it’s 2000 StarCraft at random moments, often right after spectacularly pwning themselves.
Bongo's janitorial duties prevent him from drinking more than 2 oz of beer. -
I am the Bongoman — 7 hours ago(April 01, 2026 09:56 PM)
Damien Thorn 666 said...
Considering how there’s no evidence supporting your claim about him having drinking problems, I don’t see why he needs rehab. Usually drunk people love shouting “pwned” like it’s 2000 StarCraft at random moments, often right after spectacularly pwning themselves.
There's plenty of evidence of his problem… you're not perceptive enough to see it.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
Damien Thorn 666 — 7 hours ago(April 01, 2026 10:12 PM)
I am the Bongoman said...
There's plenty of evidence of his problem… you're not perceptive enough to see it.
Usually drunk people love shouting “pwned” like it’s 2000 StarCraft at random moments, often right after spectacularly pwning themselves.
He’s not the one who does this.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen. -
I am the Bongoman — 6 hours ago(April 01, 2026 10:46 PM)
Damien Thorn 666 said...
Usually drunk people love shouting “pwned” like it’s 2000 StarCraft at random moments, often right after spectacularly pwning themselves.
He’s not the one who does this.
I don't either… so as usual. you have no valid point.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
I am the Bongoman — 5 hours ago(April 01, 2026 11:24 PM)
Damien Thorn 666 said...
So you never type the word “pwned” in?
So you don't remember using the words "drunk" and "shouting"?
You may be in need of professional help, too.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
Damien Thorn 666 — 5 hours ago(April 01, 2026 11:33 PM)
I am the Bongoman said...
So you don't remember using the words "drunk" and "shouting"?
You may be in need of professional help, too.
I remember using them. I know that you also shout “pwned” every time in real life, which is what a drunk person does.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen. -
I am the Bongoman — 5 hours ago(April 01, 2026 11:36 PM)
Damien Thorn 666 said...
I remember using them. I know that you also shout “pwned” every time in real life, which is what a drunk person does.
False narrative^
from a defeated
mongo.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
Damien Thorn 666 — 5 hours ago(April 01, 2026 11:47 PM)
I am the Bongoman said...
False narrative^
from a defeated
mongo.
It isn’t a false narrative since you do this. Maybe it’s you who needs rehab?
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.