A poster who went by Turd Mash
Emerged from a large anal gash
He put up a fight
But never could write
A post with wit and with dash
That should be "alimentary," btw.
I once dated the mother of Masher
He'd cry every time I would smash her
So he'd beat on the walls
Punch himself in the balls
Until he got scared off by a slasher
Draft Barron Trump
Mashed Turd, in his attempt to be witty
Tried his hand at writing a ditty
His verse didn’t scan
So he gave up his plan
And stuck to his prose, which is ****ty
Turd Masher, who dreams only of cock
Tries to troll with intent to shock
But his deplorable prose
Energizes his foes
And they gather around him to mock
There was a great leader named J.D.
Who ****ed his couch and caught herpes
So he ****ed his recliner
And all the booths at the diner
And made Turda get down on his knees
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