People whose posts I enjoy

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:05 PM)

Okay, you win. Send me a pic of you in a daringly short kilt.

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 07:58 PM)

Oh, phew! I'm so glad the feeling is mutual. What a relief.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:00 PM)

You know I love your posts in general, but you've become Miss Popular, with your posts about conniving sexual predators masquerading as helpful shoppers in supermarkets. I'm into straight-up sex in the cooking-oils and detergent aisles.

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Lilith — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:02 PM)

That sounds like a combustible situation! How daring of you!
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:04 PM)

Oil is fare in love and war.

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Lilith — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:12 PM)

"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:14 PM)

He's trying to butter you up.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:15 PM)

That's a comestible situation, a very different thing.

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:18 PM)

It's a slippery slope.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:19 PM)

Butter in than out, I say.

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:20 PM)

You're on a roll!

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:23 PM)

Good lard, this ain't nothin'! You should see me exchanging witty banter with my wife, Margarine!

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:24 PM)

Would you say she's your butter half?

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:27 PM)

It's a butter pill to swallow, but she is.

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:32 PM)

You couldn't olive without her.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:33 PM)

Well, I married her for butter or for verse. She does good limericks, too.

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sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:35 PM)

dbentley666 said...
Well, I married her for butter or for verse. She does good limericks, too.
There once was a dipshit named Turda,
Though English, he knew not a word of
Draft Barron Trump

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:37 PM)

sheetsadam1 said...
There once was a dipshit named Turda,
Though English, he knew not a word of
There once was a dipshit named Turda,
Though English, he knew not a worda
He still tried to troll
But scored a self-goal
His prose, like his logic, was murda!

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 08:36 PM)

dbentley666 said...
Well, I married her for butter or for verse. She does good limericks, too.
Is she butter at limericks or haikus?