A couple months back.
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Ser_Buscemi ā 5 years ago(June 28, 2020 09:25 PM)
A couple months back.
be me
watching parasite in cinemas
finishing up my third can of bush's beans (all natural, low sodium flavor)
feel my tummy rumbling
uh oh
can hold it no longer
release the longest, wettest fart of my entire existence
absolute silence in the theatre as the fart starts to waft around the enclosed structure
slowly but surely applause starts to break out all around the screening
applause gets louder as "whoop whoops" are shouted
hear whispers of "you aight white boy" and "he cute" to my left and right
manager walks into the screening to congratulate me on this daring manoeuvre and grants me a personal Q&A with bong joon ho
can feel my ass fluids slide down my leg as I graciously accept the offer
get the phone numbers of five arthoes as I exit the screening
am now known as flatulent film fanatic -
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ļø Christina 1986-05-20 
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