I thought it was a book of Universal truth, at least that's what the Xristians always say.
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smithjgs — 9 years ago(January 24, 2017 12:30 PM)
OK, I admit it. I'm lying.
Curse my honest nature!
I have never made the perfect burrito. I have never had the pleasure of working at Taco Bell. I only wrote that to get the slightest of giggles.
In truth, my burritos always turn into big messy soft tacos.
If only the Bible had a chapter devoted to it.
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Tas-1010 — 9 years ago(January 24, 2017 12:45 PM)
Lol! You've got a good sense of humor!
BTW, I make pretty good burritos. And I didn't learn it from the Bible, either.
My wife says I'm a talented chef. That's not a good thing, cuz now she wants
me
to cook!
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filmflaneur — 9 years ago(January 25, 2017 03:06 AM)
Genesis 30:37-40 is not even trying to be scientific at all!
In which purpose it succeeds, admirably LOL. But it does, however, precisely describe a purported process for animal breeding and husbandry - even though one which is ludicrously unlikely. One wonders why the participants were told to go through the rigmarole when God could just have worked the intended miracle notwithstanding after prayer, say. Or one wonders why God did not see fit to advise his followers to follow the way animal husbandry actually works, albeit speeded up by the Almighty, rather than mess about with stripped bark and the likes. Interestingly, I seem to remember just a few verse later there is a practical version of animal breeding which pops up - perhaps the work of another author, and certainly one which would have made much more sense to those actually involved with real livestock care.
God wants us to have faith in Him
If there is evidence no one talks of faith.
I'm well aware that railing does no good
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PoisonedDragon — 9 years ago(January 24, 2017 05:09 AM)
"O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of
science
falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith." (1 Tim.6:20, 21a.)
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bubblegum_jenocide — 9 years ago(January 24, 2017 10:22 AM)
Why aren't there dinosaurs in Moby Dick?
Dinosaurs died and Moby Dick is about the inevitability of death, at least that's what English professors say.Pidder Padder? Make my Heart go Boom Bap and Then We'll Talk!
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filmflaneur — 9 years ago(January 25, 2017 03:18 AM)
The Bible purportedly describes the creation of everything and how we ought to relate to it and the Creator. Moby Dick, (among other things) is an account of one man's obsession with a particular creature and how he relates to it. That might explain it.
I'm well aware that railing does no good
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Arlon10 — 9 years ago(January 25, 2017 03:30 AM)
The Bible purportedly describes the creation of everything and how we ought to relate to it
Nowhere in the the Bible does it say that. God sends his word to his people through prophets. It does say that in the Bible. The Bible is merely a collection of their notes that can be helpful to test the continuity of their prophesies.
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filmflaneur — 9 years ago(January 25, 2017 03:37 AM)
The Bible purportedly describes the creation of everything and how we ought to relate to it
Nowhere in the the Bible does it say that
You may want to check your edition. It seems the first few chapters are missing.
The Bible is merely a collection of their notes that can be helpful to test the continuity of their prophesies.
So the Bible does not describe how we ought to relate to the world? Thanks. That will sure save a lot of time for many who seek moral guidance therein.
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smithjgs — 9 years ago(January 24, 2017 11:29 AM)
Well, that may be what the OP is arguing.
In addition to the Bible making it clear that exoplanets won't really be places we could live if God destroys the planet, it should have at a minimum warned us that pants were invented by Satan and meant for us to accentuate our bulging sex organs in opposition to God's clear hatred of sex.
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bubblegum_jenocide — 9 years ago(January 24, 2017 11:43 AM)
meant for us to accentuate our bulging sex organs
https://backpackersguidefortheblondeandthecluelessdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/loaded-gun.gif?w=1000Pidder Padder? Make my Heart go Boom Bap and Then We'll Talk!
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Isapop — 9 years ago(January 24, 2017 11:12 AM)
Why doesn't the Bible teach us how to make pants?
But it does.
http://makezine.com/2009/11/19/book_review_giveaway_project_t/
