What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

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Weedinator — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 01:08 PM)

You never cry when you're cutting up a whore.

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DarthTykohn77 — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 01:12 PM)

An onion never tells you it'll cost $100 on the phone when you order one, then actually charge you $300 when she shows up and gets a look at you.
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Weedinator — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 01:18 PM)

Maybe her rate was $100/chin.

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DarthTykohn77 — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 01:51 PM)

shut up.
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Weedinator — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 02:10 PM)

$50/tooth?

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Nicatine — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 01:48 PM)

I was expecting the punch line to be more gross less dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrSVjpDWd38&feature=youtu.be&t=15

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Weedinator — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 02:08 PM)

You must expect the unexpected, grasshopper. Like sharts.