😂 Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
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/.​ — 6 years ago(April 09, 2019 08:20 PM)
I don't like today's topic, so I wrote a poem about something else.
Why oh why can't I flush this turd?
I keep flushing and it stays where it is
That's just absurd
I know it came from me, but I find it distasteful
Using up all this water to flush
Is just wasteful
Now its residence in my toilet has come to an end
Happiness turns to sadness as I realize
I will miss my fecal friend
My password is password -
muttley — 6 years ago(April 10, 2019 12:26 AM)
I will not use myspace
It's really not myplace
I will not use a messenger of yahoo
cuz it doesn't bring me any wahoo
I will not be using aim
it's not my claim to fame
not once will i instagram
I do prefer green eggs and ham
my life has no shapchat
I'd rather get a fap tat
I just say no to twitter
I feel i'd be too bitter
i don't like facebook
i prefer to mace a crook
if i ever would use tumblr
it would turn me into a mumbler
I believe I'll stick to filmboards
and continue to fight all the hordes
before you leave remember I was with you -
muttley — 6 years ago(April 12, 2019 01:10 AM)
I didn't know there were serious contenders.
It's almost a dirty limerick!
It also may be too clever for here? Maybe only us smart highbrow people get it.
Next time you should do one about Trump!
before you leave remember I was with you -
MovieManCim2 — 6 years ago(April 10, 2019 10:13 PM)
Fox News and Grindr and pornhub, oh dear!
What more could you need as an elderly queer?
I forgot the rest of my poem because I have dementia.
Schrodingers cat walks into a Thai brothel full of ladyboys.
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 
