In fact, it may not only the worst terminator movie to date but actually the worst movie ever made.
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no-show — 5 years ago(December 03, 2020 10:49 PM)
LOL! Tell us how you really feel
I get it and I agree with everything you said going into the movie. Maybe not the genital parts, didn't cross my mind, but NOW…
It's definitely NOT a blank canvas. ALL that money to make SUPER life-like cyborgs and they can't spare for sausage? I'm guessing the Skynet developers wanted to "self-project" and give super, but not unbelievable, phalliceses…, phalli(?). You know, a good 10 in with the girth of a cucumber, cut with slight curve upwards (NOT down).
Absolutely zero BO, even after a 5 hour game of outdoor hoops on an August afternoon it'll smell like fresh-picked strawberries finely misted with morning dew.
So, I still enjoyed the movie. I wanted to see how the writers/producers would make 'bigger, better,…' Terminator. I loved that doppelganger stuff. And let my imagination wonder if I was the new Terminator…
…now with my perfectly formed & functional genitals.
I haven't seen the Christian Bale one or that other sequel (I can't remember).
Basically, for me, this time around, I wasn't watching for the movie, I was watching for how they (director & co) would make for an enticing movie, if that makes sense.
New Terminator, fight scenes, set-pieces, Arnie,… that's what I watched for - and enjoyed.
Anyway, I gotta leave work (I have to come in during this COVID crap).
This is my FIRST post since imdb shut down their boards years ago. It's so good to be back.
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RussellNash — 5 years ago(December 04, 2020 06:46 AM)
You make a good case for the existence of the robot penis, Brandon, and I'm glad you enjoyed the movie! The visuals are certainly impressive, I admit.
Welcome to Filmboards btw! It's not exactly imdb but most posters here are exile imdb'ers like you and me.
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Prince Mongo — 5 years ago(December 04, 2020 08:02 PM)
Boring, pointless, superfluous, unintentionally funny
Enough about Gameboy. What did you think of the movie?
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Prince Mongo — 5 years ago(December 04, 2020 08:54 PM)
Back on topic, I haven’t watched any of the Terminator movies after the first two. I don’t think I’m missing much!
It’s a shame because a terminator reboot with Arnie could be sorta cool…
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